whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

putting this in the fic thanks Pandora

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

_{sorry how about cheesecake}

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

BOTH OF YOU GO TO SLEEP

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

_{sorry how about cheesecake}

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

🧀🍰

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN THE MORNING I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

Alright!

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

i must see the end of this–

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

Oh? Entonces, en eso caso, disfruta de tu estancia en el la tierra de locuras.

o h
I mean
Based on the chat I’m used
To yelling 😂😂

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

I KNOW YOU DID NOT GO THERE YOU POORLY RENDERED HOLOGRAPHIC VIDEO OF KYLO REN GETTING BEAMED IN THE A~~ BY DARTH VADER IN A HELLO KITTY COSTUME-

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

😂😂😂
That’s what my friend calls me irl!!!

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

😂😂😂
That’s what my friend calls me irl!!!

hehhe

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

Ok to be fair I am the same way with my sister 😂

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

putting this in the fic thanks Pandora

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

Oh? Entonces, en eso caso, disfruta de tu estancia en el la tierra de locuras.

I will, thank you.

Love how we have this little semi-normal conversation going as Force and The Chicken scream at each other.

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

yap

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

_{sorry how about cheesecake}

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

🧀🍰

I thanketh thou-