forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@False-andrew flash_on

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

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(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

Deleted user

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOLY--

@spacebluelily language

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

@just_gabs_needs_springtime group

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

sorry how about cheesecake

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

putting this in the fic thanks Pandora

@False-andrew flash_on

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

sorry how about cheesecake

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

@just_gabs_needs_springtime group

looks at Gabs, betrayed

What did I do? 😂

YOU UNDID MY SHENANIGANS! MY SHENANIGANERY! BETRAYAL! Et tu, Brute level BETRAYAL!!!

WHOA Hey now
Dem some STRONK Accusations from u
… do u want an umbrella?
☂️

angy chaotic being noises as i sit down and pout i don want a 'brella i want my shenaniganery to be redid

sorry how about cheesecake

looks up hopefully hast thou learned that the best way to appease the vreature is to feed it tasty morsels of cheesecake?

🧀🍰

Deleted user

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN THE MORNING I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

@IamNOTachickenok

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

Deleted user

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

Alright!

Deleted user

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

Deleted user

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

i must see the end of this–

@spacebluelily language

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

Oh? Entonces, en eso caso, disfruta de tu estancia en el la tierra de locuras.

@False-andrew flash_on

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

I KNOW YOU DID NOT GO THERE YOU POORLY RENDERED HOLOGRAPHIC VIDEO OF KYLO REN GETTING BEAMED IN THE A~~ BY DARTH VADER IN A HELLO KITTY COSTUME-

Deleted user

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

Deleted user

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

@just_gabs_needs_springtime group

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

😂😂😂
That’s what my friend calls me irl!!!

Deleted user

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

😂😂😂
That’s what my friend calls me irl!!!

hehhe

@just_gabs_needs_springtime group

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

Ok to be fair I am the same way with my sister 😂