Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bumberhooten flourknuckles *
But then….
The chicken rips off…
His chicken suit.
OH MY GOD
😮
*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *
GASP
*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *
More surprised gasp
(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!
Eagle feathers?
DINOSAUR FEATHERS???
UNICORN FEATHERS??????
beach pincher FEATHERS????????????
The feathers of the innocent
The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…
it's about to get fed some KFC if it doesn't stop giving us dramatic pauses
…..loves the letters are getting squished on mobile
angry ankle-biter noises
I’M STILL IN PRE-mathematical checkmate OK GIVE ME A BREAK
looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows
what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in mathematical checkmate foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical
I was definitely not sneezing this entire time
i was definitely not sneezing either. 
definitely not
Starting where we left off…
*aggressive chomp of bumberhooten flourknuckles *
But then….
The chicken rips off…
His chicken suit.
OH MY GOD
😮
*aggressive light shine that blinds everyone, as the "chicken" pulls off her suit *
GASP
*slight bits of feathers flying through the air, but not chicken feathers… *
More surprised gasp
(sweating) If they're not chicken feathers, WhaT aRe tHeY?!
Eagle feathers?
DINOSAUR FEATHERS???
UNICORN FEATHERS??????
beach pincher FEATHERS????????????
The feathers of the innocent
The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…
WHAT IS IT????
*final countdown music begins to play, suspensefully *
dEw nEw nEw-nEw
nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw
dEw nEw nEw-nEw
nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw
angry ankle-biter noises
I’M STILL IN PRE-mathematical checkmate OK GIVE ME A BREAK
looks at the judge I rest my case. looks at Sky As the defense wishes. bows
what the defense doesn't know is that the prosecutor is in mathematical checkmate foundations and is being somewhat hypocritical
I was definitely not sneezing this entire time
i was definitely not sneezing either. definitely not
I barely even know anything about this stuff I’m just. Existing
COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE
IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT
AS A
PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!
DINOOOOO????? WHATTTT????
peace but like in the entertaining way. Like Will Smith slapping Chris Rock
WuT iS hApPenNiNg
Idk Eclipse I'm barely keeping myself together
THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET
TO SAY
'eY mAtE'
AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)
(Got lunch, see y'all in exactly 3600 seconds >:D)
THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET
TO SAY
'eY mAtE'
AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)
(Got lunch, see y'all in exactly 3600 seconds >:D)
KJ:DSLIGJSE:LJSE:LKGJ:LISEJG WHAT
AN AUSSIE PTERODACTYL???? DOES THAT MEAN IT'S REALTED TO THE EMU????
THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET
TO SAY
'eY mAtE'
AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)
(Got lunch, see y'all in exactly 3600 seconds >:D)
KJ:DSLIGJSE:LJSE:LKGJ:LISEJG WHAT
I WAS RIGHT IT WAS DINOSAUR FEATHERS!!!!
Yes, you're very smart. pats head
So, I sent this to my friend with no context. It was fun.
[12:53 PM] Val .
The once-chicken creature slowly comes into view, and it's…
[12:54 PM] (Friend) (Anonymity yay)
bonita
[12:54 PM] (Friend)
and a dinosaur
[12:54 PM] Val .
I'm not done
[12:54 PM] Val .
Shush
[12:54 PM] (Friend)
oh
[12:54 PM] Val .
*final countdown music begins to play, suspensefully *
dEw nEw nEw-nEw.
nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw.
dEw nEw nEw-nEw.
nEwnEwnEWnEwnEw…
[12:54 PM] Val .
COMES THROUGH THE SMOKE…
[12:54 PM] Val .
IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT…
[12:55 PM] Val .
AS A…
[12:55 PM] Val .
PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!
[12:55 PM] (Friend)
DINOSAUR
[12:55 PM] (Friend)
YESSSS
[12:55 PM] Val .
THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET
[12:55 PM] (Friend)
I WAS RIGHT
[12:55 PM] Val .
TO SAY
[12:55 PM] Val .
'eY mAtE'
[12:56 PM] Val .
AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)
[12:56 PM] (Friend)
amazing
(OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO FREAKING bonita, CINNAMON)
Why, thank you! Elegant bow
