Koalas, they are literally so useless and so dumb and carry disease but people like them for some reason? I guess their cartoon versions are cute even though the real ones are not. Also they starve to death because they're too picky with their food, which mood, but that's why they're so hard to rescue.
What the fuck even are Mola Molas?
Okapis. It's literally a zebra giraffe horse thing and it confuses me everytime I see one. That or like any fish in the twilight zone or deeper. Everything down there is weird.
What the fuck even are Mola Molas?
Alright same here, the adult literally dies so easily. They have bad eyesight, that is so bad that they can actually collide into something that would cause their death
And there’s tons more that are capable of killing them. I mean sure, there’s a lot that can kill us but we have ways to prevent that.
A mola mola is just…there…
also they don’t seem to have a very efficient looking body imo
Their top speed is apparently 2mph, so you'd think there would be a sun-fishing operation or something because they are a delicacy in places like Japan and Korea.
it looks like Thomas the Tank Engine with a bad nose job
rip I forgot to post a question today. I'll just do one tomorrow I guess
Ocelot. Why do they look liike that
Pretend this is on time
Nov. 9th:
what is the most pointless feature on something you own
I don't own it but my friends backpack has a USB port. Like a computer but it's a backpack and there's no point to it
my backpack has a hole for earphons but it's in such a weird place that when I put the cable through it the earphones don't even reach my head
Why does base-game Bloodborne have NPCs you can summon with weapons you can't use unless you have the DLC? Fully functional and everything, but you can only find them in DLC areas.
Nov. 10th:
describe your favorite object in your room without telling me what it is
I like to hug it and feel its cold. to smell its insides and pet its smooth, white-blue surface. sometimes I sleep with it but normally I try to carry it wherever I go - kitchen, living room, bathroom, garage. I admit it, I licked it twice.
They are shiny and sharp. Stabby stabs, as I like to call them.
brown, fuzzy. kind of like a small blanket, but not really. has a cord, plug it into the wall, and wait for it to heat up.
I spent hours painting him, hammer in one hand, flamethrower pistol in the other, with a flowing cape of dragon scales and a brazier burning atop shoulders of rich green armor.
I found it on the side of the road and took it
Now it's the center piece of my room
soft and has a warm-colored light, i like to kiss the top of his head and boop his beak
I found it on the side of the road and took it
Now it's the center piece of my room
I'm super curious about this…
Holds the stories of a thousand worlds, and tiny dragons and roses
small, fits in my hand. yellow-green. fuzzy-ish. peachy-kind-of-fuzzy. deadly weapon and children's toy. named spencer. found on side of road. imaginary friend.
(yes, those are all for the same object. bonus points if you actually get it right)
I like to hug it and feel its cold. to smell its insides and pet its smooth, white-blue surface. sometimes I sleep with it but normally I try to carry it wherever I go - kitchen, living room, bathroom, garage. I admit it, I licked it twice.
i was gonna say rock but then i read the "smell its insides" section and i thought, "polar bear"
thanks for helping destroy my sanity today!
small, fits in my hand. yellow-green. fuzzy-ish. peachy-kind-of-fuzzy. deadly weapon and children's toy. named spencer. found on side of road. imaginary friend.
(yes, those are all for the same object. bonus points if you actually get it right)
Immediately thought of a furby…
Nov. 11th:
describe what the best night of your life would be like. who would you be with? what would you be doing? crimes? yes? no? mayhaps?
the chilly wind in a warm night provides an ideal temperature. it's dark, there are no lamps where I'm standing. I look up at the sky and see the stars, the galaxy. I am safe, there are no mosquitoes or ticks or anyone that can mug me. I am alone. I look at the sky. I forget that I am a human. I start to sing.
I come back home with the break of dawn.
I found it on the side of the road and took it
Now it's the center piece of my room
I'm super curious about this…
It's made out of wood and holds things