forum daily question

Started November 02, 2021 by @larcenistarsonist group

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Like Brayden or Preston

Preston is also a good snake name

1) Yes
2) William Snakespeare

1. Of course.
2. Old man or woman names

Obviously
You don't need more name ideas. Just name him danger noodle

1. Sure
2. Jormungandr, which you shorten to Yormy.

Yes,
William snakespeare

Edit: aw shit, Eva beat me to it :(

Consider it this way, now there's two votes for William Snakespeare!

Pog!!

Nov. 5th:

you're presented three buckets by a cute lil farm lesbian wearing ratty grass-stained overalls with a straw hat and freckles and leaves in her hair and she also has no shoes: one of them is full of frogs, another is holding a dozen neat ass knives (all of the knives are covered in multiple questionable substances), and the last is just an empty bucket but it has a hole in the bottom and the hole is labelled "hole". which bucket do you accept?

Definitely the one with the knives. I’m a sucker for knives.

I'd take the one with frogs but I'm afraid I won't be able to feed and raise them, so I'll take the knives

although the "hole" bucket looks oddly suspicious and I get a feeling that it would be useful in the future

Either the frogs, so I can open an amphibian centre, or the one with the hole so I can loudly parade across the hills singing 'there's a hole in my bucket'

gimme hole.

The hole bucket.
Not the frogs, because I have cats and no space for frogs (if I got a bucket of them, I would like space for them to live comfortably)
And I just like the hole bucket. I mean knives are cool and all but I want the hole bucket.

The frogs. Why would I take a bucket with a hole in it? It's not even a bucket if it has a hole! At least I could either take care of the frogs or eat them in an emergency.

Knives but can I just take her as my wife and/or life partner instead?

The frog one because idk if she's taking care of them. I can release them or something.

Knives. Cause sharp and pretty

I run off with the farm lesbian and we leave the buckets behind, i carry her through the forest so she doesn't step on any sharp rocks

I want to say knives, cause I collect daggers, throwing knives etc., but if they're more like kitchen knives, I'll pass and take the frogs. I'll raise them as my children.

Nov. 6th:

what letter do you think needs to be violently yeeted from the alphabet?

also: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Did you see a keysmash or the alphabet? _{if you say a keysmash, you're gay. If you saw the alphabet, you're straight.}

1. ñ
2. a keymash

1. C. It's pointless. K can make k sound and s can make the s sound. C can go yeet itself.
2. Keysmash. Took me a sec to realize it was the alphabet.