forum The Council of Inanimate Objects

Started November 13, 2020 by @SpookyJim

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(Head of Agriculture and Food Distribution)

(Im this?)

kirb keeps searching the floor to see if there are any more buggy bois to be friends with. he found a spider and squeaked happily

kirb proceeded to have a one-sided conversation with the spider

High Chancellor Knife reenters the room and takes his place at the podium.
Items and Gentleitems, we have reached a decision.

kirb stops talking to the spider and squeaks affirmatively towards High Chancellor Knife, showing that he's focused

He gives a court nod to Kirb before continuing.

Meanwhile, Chairman Lighter that successfully hasn't done a damn thing gives a nod of affirmation.

The new Representative is Senator Sparrow's Skull.
Welcome to the council.

I'm honored.
Senator Sparrow bows. If they had a face, they'd be smiling, but alas, they're nothing but bones.

Senator Sparrow, do you swear to do your duty as honestly and as efficiently as possible?

(I am requesting the ability to join)

request granted :)

kirb listened to the conversation, occasionally glancing at his spider friend and squeaking quietly

OOOOOH KIRB COULD BE HEAD OF CONSERVATION AND WELFARE))

(I shall be a lead pencil)
(Silent, barley useful except for two things, but you don’t wanna be jabbed by one because it fucking hurts)

(you'll be our records keeper)

OOOOOH KIRB COULD BE HEAD OF CONSERVATION AND WELFARE))

(oooh perhaps-)

(I shall be a lead pencil)
(Silent, barley useful except for two things, but you don’t wanna be jabbed by one because it fucking hurts)

(you'll be our records keeper)

(Yay)

Led pencil is happy because led pencil is useful