forum It Fucking Sucks To Be A Vampire (needs two people! Preferably poly?)

Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

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(I love how we decided just collectively to make this as gay as possible lmao.)

OOf lol

“Uh… it’s nobody, baby. Go back to bed, I’ll be with you in a minute dearest one!” he called down the hallway, then hissed to Alexander, “if you hurt the love of my life I will make your death as slow and painful as possible. I will ruin you. You will curse the day you were born, and curse your mother and father who birthed you.”

“Uh… it’s nobody, baby. Go back to bed, I’ll be with you in a minute dearest one!” he called down the hallway, then hissed to Alexander, “if you hurt the love of my life I will make your death as slow and painful as possible. I will ruin you. You will curse the day you were born, and curse your mother and father who birthed you.”

"Excuse me, number one, this is my apartment, and number two, that's my boyfriend you're talking about." Alexander said, his fangs bared and his eyes turning a slight shade of red. "You seriously had to take my boyfriend too as well as taking my human life?" He said with a growl. "I swear to god…"

“Hey, I didn’t know he was your boyfriend! You were dead to him, okay? I brought him back from his slump and you’re supposing I’m worthless in the scheme of things, aren’t you?” Fitzy said, fangs also bared as he began to float in the air.

"Okay, don't be too long." Liam muttered sleepily, turning on his heel to go back to bed when he heard the shouting. His mind started to clear from the sleepy state it was in as he turned back around and paced to the door. "Who in god's name is coming here at ten pm and yelling because I swear I'll- Alexander…"

"I sent him letters and stuff, letting him know that I was alive. Unless, they never got through…" He sighed, backing away a little bit from the other man as he calmed down a little, "So now you're dating him, right? And he loves you? Hhm?" He said with a sigh, shaking his head. "Can I at least talk to him then, or to the both of you, there's something you need to know." When he saw Liam come to the door, he smiled slightly, trying to calm himself down, and hide the tears that he seriously wanted to shed, "Liam, oh my gods, are you alright, is this guy treating you alright?"

“Fine, whatever you have to say, say it in the doorway.” Fitz said, lowering back to the ground. “Liam… apparently your dead boyfriend is alive. I know, it’s a shock to me too, but we’ll get through this okay?”

Liam frowned and turned around. "Come inside, both of you. The neighbors will look at you weird." He finally said, walking into the kitchen and turning the light on, pouring some water for all of them. "Explain."

"Uh, I may have turned your dead ex into a vampire. I also happen to be a vampire. I didn't really want to break the news to you this way but… here we are." Fitzy said.

Liam nodded and held up a figure. "Excuse me for just a minute." He said before running up to his room and screaming into a pillow. He came back down a few minutes later and sat down. "Continue."

"I'm not dead, but okay." Alexander grumbled, crossing his arms a little bit, but is annoyed expression melted when he heard the boy scream, "Are you sure you couldn't have told him in a slightly uhm, brash way. Maybe sweetened the news a bit or something? Oh anyways, the agency I worked for before I was turned now hates me and is trying to kill me, so I thought that I ought to get you Liam and bring you with me while I'm -for lack of a better word- on the run. And don't call him that, he's my boyfriend man, you just happened to show up while I was gone."

"That's about it. Are you alright, light of my life?" Fitz asked, tilting his head in concern. This was probably a lot to take in and he didn't want to disturb the man more than he probably had. "Oh, wait, also your boyfriend is a monster hunter who tried to kill me."

"No, no, no. Shut up, both of you." Liam looked like he was re-evaluating his entire life's choices. "Give me a chronological sum of events and then you can explain to me why the fuck neither of you told me about being a vampire hunter than a vampire. Why is every person I date completely insane?"

“Uh… I maybe turned your boyfriend, like, a year ago? Look, I don’t know, you know I’m a… what’s the word you used… loveable dumbass.” he shrugged. “I’m not good with time. But what I do know is that I love you, okay? I don’t want this to tear us apart.”

"Hey, I'm not completely insane, I was mainly sane at least before all of this happened. And anyway, what happened was, I went off on yet another case, it was supposed to be my last but then stuff happened, but uhm yeah, I was sent out by the agency, then I found Fitz or whatever you call him, and we got into a bit of brawl. I didn't know he was a vampire, and he didn't know I was a hunter, but he decided to feed on me. He thought I was dead, but I wasn't and he turned me into this thing. Anyways, I'm on the run now, and I decided to come back and bring you with me, not thinking that you'd be with this- don't tell my boyfriend that you love him, he's my boyfriend. I had him first, okay?"

Liam's face grew red and he clenched his fist under the table. "Don't talk about me like some sort of object!" He exclaimed, chest heaving as he stood up and turned around. "You can both sleep in the living room, you know where the blankets are." He huffed and vanished from sight. He stormed up the stairs and slammed the door to the bedroom closed, fuming.

“Well, that went horribly. At least I treated him like a goddamn person instead of some… some thing!” he flipped Alexander off and went to grab some blankets. He opened up the pull-out bed and set it up, patting the thin mattress and lying down. “You’d better sleep here, the floor is pret-ty uncomfortable.”

"I don't treat him like a thing." He growled crossing his arms, "I think anyone would be upset to hear a total stranger who turned you into a monster calling your boyfriend 'my love'. He said, glaring over at him, "And I will sleep on the floor if I want to, this happens to be my house after all, wait, actually, nevermind." He said, lying down on the mattress as well.

“Hey, he chose me to be his boyfriend, okay? He… well, he loved me, I’m not sure how he feels now.” Fitzy said, pulling the covers close enough to properly sulk into them while still leaving room for Alexander to take some warmth from the blankets.