forum It Fucking Sucks To Be A Vampire (needs two people! Preferably poly?)

Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

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"No, no, no. Shut up, both of you." Liam looked like he was re-evaluating his entire life's choices. "Give me a chronological sum of events and then you can explain to me why the fuck neither of you told me about being a vampire hunter than a vampire. Why is every person I date completely insane?"

“Uh… I maybe turned your boyfriend, like, a year ago? Look, I don’t know, you know I’m a… what’s the word you used… loveable dumbass.” he shrugged. “I’m not good with time. But what I do know is that I love you, okay? I don’t want this to tear us apart.”

"Hey, I'm not completely insane, I was mainly sane at least before all of this happened. And anyway, what happened was, I went off on yet another case, it was supposed to be my last but then stuff happened, but uhm yeah, I was sent out by the agency, then I found Fitz or whatever you call him, and we got into a bit of brawl. I didn't know he was a vampire, and he didn't know I was a hunter, but he decided to feed on me. He thought I was dead, but I wasn't and he turned me into this thing. Anyways, I'm on the run now, and I decided to come back and bring you with me, not thinking that you'd be with this- don't tell my boyfriend that you love him, he's my boyfriend. I had him first, okay?"

Liam's face grew red and he clenched his fist under the table. "Don't talk about me like some sort of object!" He exclaimed, chest heaving as he stood up and turned around. "You can both sleep in the living room, you know where the blankets are." He huffed and vanished from sight. He stormed up the stairs and slammed the door to the bedroom closed, fuming.

“Well, that went horribly. At least I treated him like a goddamn person instead of some… some thing!” he flipped Alexander off and went to grab some blankets. He opened up the pull-out bed and set it up, patting the thin mattress and lying down. “You’d better sleep here, the floor is pret-ty uncomfortable.”

"I don't treat him like a thing." He growled crossing his arms, "I think anyone would be upset to hear a total stranger who turned you into a monster calling your boyfriend 'my love'. He said, glaring over at him, "And I will sleep on the floor if I want to, this happens to be my house after all, wait, actually, nevermind." He said, lying down on the mattress as well.

“Hey, he chose me to be his boyfriend, okay? He… well, he loved me, I’m not sure how he feels now.” Fitzy said, pulling the covers close enough to properly sulk into them while still leaving room for Alexander to take some warmth from the blankets.

(Well I was intending this to be poly, and like, maybe they’d all be dating by the end of it? But for now, it’s a chaotic love triangle.

“Hey, he chose me to be his boyfriend, okay? He… well, he loved me, I’m not sure how he feels now.” Fitzy said, pulling the covers close enough to properly sulk into them while still leaving room for Alexander to take some warmth from the blankets.

"Sure, and that's fair, I guess, but the main reason he chose you was because he thought I had died or something." He said with a pout, snuggling under the blankets a little bit, "And now thanks to you just having to feed on me and then leave me for dead, here I am." He said, his voice nearly a snarl, "And also, I'm hungry too." He grumbled.

(I can't wait to see these two grumps fall in love over Liam… Maybe Liam sorta rejects them a little bit and they start kinda competing to bring him back, but also to impress the other one??)

((Also, that'd be hilarious))

“Go feed on some rando, then. You don’t die from hunger, just get more ravenous and starving until you can’t control yourself and you hurt those you love.” he grumped, moving a bit farther away from Alexander.

"But that's not fair, I don't want to eat off of like a stranger or anything, that's just weird. I mean, I've done it once or twice but like, normally I just feed on a friend or something. And before you ask, yes I do have friends." He said rolling his eyes.

“Then go find a friend. I’m too tired to deal with your whining. Orrrr, just head out and find some poor schmuck, hopefully a drunken one, who just walks straight into your arms ready for you to drain them. Sound good?” Fitzy asked.

"Wait, I'm not just going to leave my apartment for you to kick me out of it. I'll just stay here, maybe I'll get something in the morning, I don't know." He said with a shrug, closing his eyes slightly. But as he spoke his stomach growled loudly, "Actually, do wanna go get a snack?" He knew that he should be behaving a lot angrier than he was, but at the moment he didn't just want to go out and well, hunt in public.

“I know a blood bank nearby if you’re too lazy to feed. Mostly vampires there, we’ll be fine if we pay.” he sighed, standing up and stretching.

"Feeding or the bank is fine." He said rolling out of the bed and stretching as he stood up. "I really don't mind either way." he said with a shrug, fixing his hair and pulling it into a small ponytail. "I mean, if you prefer a certain way, I don't care."

“I usually just feed off of whoever, you know? But the bank has higher quality stuff, do you want to splurge? You’ll feel less hungry for longer, and feel more energized as well.” he said, combing long fingers through dark hair.

I can only imagine how many he's turned then by doing that. He thought with a shake of his head, "Hhm, I spent a good deal of money on gas and stuff for the trip back home, so maybe we could just find someone then eat? I don't know, maybe we could try the bank another time, or well, I guess I could try a bank one time. I don't know how long I'll be staying now. I figured that Liam would be here waiting for me, but since he has you, I guess I'll take whatever stuff that I left here then leave you two alone." He said with a shrug as the two walked out of the house and towards the street.

“Hey, you can stay with us. Liam… he wasn’t… he missed you, I knew it. I never said anything of course, didn’t know how to say it properly but… he still loved you, just as much as he loved me, maybe more. Made me awfully jealous, but what can I say?” Fitzy shrugged and pulled on his coat, heading out. “Come on, I’ll pay. Better to feed properly than to end up killing some poor stranger because you hit something important.”