forum It Fucking Sucks To Be A Vampire (needs two people! Preferably poly?)

Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

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(Well I was intending this to be poly, and like, maybe they’d all be dating by the end of it? But for now, it’s a chaotic love triangle.

“Hey, he chose me to be his boyfriend, okay? He… well, he loved me, I’m not sure how he feels now.” Fitzy said, pulling the covers close enough to properly sulk into them while still leaving room for Alexander to take some warmth from the blankets.

"Sure, and that's fair, I guess, but the main reason he chose you was because he thought I had died or something." He said with a pout, snuggling under the blankets a little bit, "And now thanks to you just having to feed on me and then leave me for dead, here I am." He said, his voice nearly a snarl, "And also, I'm hungry too." He grumbled.

(I can't wait to see these two grumps fall in love over Liam… Maybe Liam sorta rejects them a little bit and they start kinda competing to bring him back, but also to impress the other one??)

((Also, that'd be hilarious))

“Go feed on some rando, then. You don’t die from hunger, just get more ravenous and starving until you can’t control yourself and you hurt those you love.” he grumped, moving a bit farther away from Alexander.

"But that's not fair, I don't want to eat off of like a stranger or anything, that's just weird. I mean, I've done it once or twice but like, normally I just feed on a friend or something. And before you ask, yes I do have friends." He said rolling his eyes.

“Then go find a friend. I’m too tired to deal with your whining. Orrrr, just head out and find some poor schmuck, hopefully a drunken one, who just walks straight into your arms ready for you to drain them. Sound good?” Fitzy asked.

"Wait, I'm not just going to leave my apartment for you to kick me out of it. I'll just stay here, maybe I'll get something in the morning, I don't know." He said with a shrug, closing his eyes slightly. But as he spoke his stomach growled loudly, "Actually, do wanna go get a snack?" He knew that he should be behaving a lot angrier than he was, but at the moment he didn't just want to go out and well, hunt in public.

“I know a blood bank nearby if you’re too lazy to feed. Mostly vampires there, we’ll be fine if we pay.” he sighed, standing up and stretching.

"Feeding or the bank is fine." He said rolling out of the bed and stretching as he stood up. "I really don't mind either way." he said with a shrug, fixing his hair and pulling it into a small ponytail. "I mean, if you prefer a certain way, I don't care."

“I usually just feed off of whoever, you know? But the bank has higher quality stuff, do you want to splurge? You’ll feel less hungry for longer, and feel more energized as well.” he said, combing long fingers through dark hair.

I can only imagine how many he's turned then by doing that. He thought with a shake of his head, "Hhm, I spent a good deal of money on gas and stuff for the trip back home, so maybe we could just find someone then eat? I don't know, maybe we could try the bank another time, or well, I guess I could try a bank one time. I don't know how long I'll be staying now. I figured that Liam would be here waiting for me, but since he has you, I guess I'll take whatever stuff that I left here then leave you two alone." He said with a shrug as the two walked out of the house and towards the street.

“Hey, you can stay with us. Liam… he wasn’t… he missed you, I knew it. I never said anything of course, didn’t know how to say it properly but… he still loved you, just as much as he loved me, maybe more. Made me awfully jealous, but what can I say?” Fitzy shrugged and pulled on his coat, heading out. “Come on, I’ll pay. Better to feed properly than to end up killing some poor stranger because you hit something important.”

"Heh, I'll have to think about that, okay?" He said with yet another shrug as he walked over to his car, and unlocked it, climbing into the driver's seat. "Well, uhm, okay then, lead me to it." He said as he waited for the other man to get in.

Fitzy followed suit, buckling himself in. Even if he couldn’t die unless his heart was destroyed, didn’t mean he wanted to risk an accident. “Okay. Drive onto Spring Avenue, then take a left at the ALDI’s, you’ll see yourself there. Once we’re in, don’t talk to anyone and don’t look at anything for too long. I’ll handle the transaction, then we dip, and drink our fill. Sound good?” he asked.

"You're making me nervous." Alexander said as he drove, "Is there a reason for all those rules?" In the year that he had been a vampire, he had normally just fed off of other people, like his friends, or just a random person -although those times were rare and few- so the idea of blood banks that vampires could actually go too sounded amazing, although a little bit odd. If any hunters were searching for them, they could easily just find the people when they went here, since not that many people would go to a blood bank for just one or two bags of blood, and really only hospitals would get- whatever, it was just a little nerve-racking to him. Eventually, he pulled up in the parking lot of the blood bank and hopped out of his car, "So I pretty much just stay quiet and let you handle everything?" He asked as they started to walk into the building.

Once Liam was sure they both were gone, he allowed himself to feel the overwhelming surge of emotions as he began to cry. Loud sobs wracked his body. He couldn't believe it, his first love was back from the dead and his second had lied to him. They both had lied to him.

"You're making me nervous." Alexander said as he drove, "Is there a reason for all those rules?" In the year that he had been a vampire, he had normally just fed off of other people, like his friends, or just a random person -although those times were rare and few- so the idea of blood banks that vampires could actually go too sounded amazing, although a little bit odd. If any hunters were searching for them, they could easily just find the people when they went here, since not that many people would go to a blood bank for just one or two bags of blood, and really only hospitals would get- whatever, it was just a little nerve-racking to him. Eventually, he pulled up in the parking lot of the blood bank and hopped out of his car, "So I pretty much just stay quiet and let you handle everything?" He asked as they started to walk into the building.

“Pretty much. Don’t worry, it isn’t as scary as it sounds. Most vampires, especially the older ones, are just very territorial.” he explained, walking up to the front desk. “Health inspector, special case. We were wondering if we could check in the back? We heard of something… important, lying back there.” he said. Health inspector, special case, was his own personal code he used here and most of the vampires here were aware of it. So they said nothing, and lead the man back to where the blood was stored, letting him pick some out and pay for it with a fairly reasonable amount of cash, since Alexander was a new vampire they got a discount. He lead them back out to the car, and got them some straws from the pocket in the dashboard.

"Oh, uhm, okay," Al said before falling silent. He watched a bit as the man spoke in what seemed to be some sort of code, before following the two back to a room filled with bags and bags of blood. Oh my god, this is paradise. He thought with a small smile before he saw how much money the other man pulled out. Oh my god, he wasn't lying when he said that this was expensive. But when they got back to the car, his guilt was washed away with his hunger and his need to eat. "Thank you." He said as he took one of the straws, "So we just drink straight of the bag? Yeah, I haven't done this before, and is it supposed to be cold?"

“Blood is blood. Either puncture the bag with your fangs, and drink like that, or use a straw like I do. Drink up, I don’t want you to get too hungry.” the vampire said, poking a small hole in the bag with his straw and devouring it in seconds, less than seconds even. Fitzy had always been the fastest at devouring someone’s blood, faster than any vampire he’d ever known.

Alexander just shrugged before poking a hole into his bag and drinking the blood slowly. Yuck, it's cold. Why is it cold? Well, I guess it being cold makes sense, if it was warm it'd cake or something, but like still, warm blood is the best. He thought with a quiet groan, but he didn't want to offend the other, so he just continued to sip it gingerly as he began to drive to the house.

“Hey, no drinking and driving. Oh, who am I kidding, I’m the asshole who stole your boyfriend, you’d never listen to me.” he said. “We can heat that up later if you like. I know most vampires aren’t used to cold blood, but think of it like iced tea.”

"Meh, I mean, I guess I'll listen to you, but it doesn't mean I'll like you. You took my home, my place in Liam's heart, and even my mortal life. But you know, I guess I can l listen to you on that." He said as he put down the bag of blood into one of his cupholders. "Meh, it just tastes funny to me. I guess I just like it warm and fresh? I don't know I've never really had cold blood before though."

“That’s totally understandable, both statements. But just because Liam likes me now doesn’t mean you don’t still have a place in his heart. Honestly, he might not even mind dating both of us, if you’re willing to, like, emotionally share him. With Liam’s full and enthusiastic consent of course.” Fitzy rambled on. He didn’t really mind an open relationship, he and Liam has agreed a while ago that if Fitz met someone who fulfilled his emotional needs just as much as Liam did, and if they really liked each other, to go for it as long as they communicated. Fitzy did not meet anyone like that. Liam was just… very Liam.

"I don't know about that, I'd have to think about that, I-I never have considered being in a relationship like that, it's just a bit weird to think about, and well, I'd doubt that Liam would like that, that might be well, uhm. We never really had conversations about that, and it's been so long." He said with a sigh, pulling up into their driveway. "And plus, I really wasn't planning on staying that much longer, but well, as I said, I guess I'll need to think about it?"

“Look, if it goes to shit, I’ll protect you. Not because I like you, but because you mean a lot to Liam and he’d be heartbroken if anything happened to you, even if he is mad right now. Now let’s-“ Fitzy stopped as he reached the steps of their house. “Quiet. Someone’s following us.”

(You two are sleeping on the couch lol, I doubt Liam's in much of a place to think about that rn)

(Yees, but Fitzy is a hopeful dumbass in love lol.)