forum Protect the Sandwich

Started August 26, 2020 by @murphysgirl

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howdy, partner everyone, this is a forum game that's super fun, hope everyone enjoys. :)
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There is a breadystack. But this is not just A breadystack. This is THE breadystack. Brothers have turned against one another for this breadystack. Your goal is to get the breadystack!

HOW THIS WORKS:

1. You can do anything to steal and protect the breadystack as long as there is at least one way to get it back.

2. Improv. Never say no unless they contradict something explicitly stated.

3. The breadystack may not be rendered inedible permanently. (i.e., destroyed)

4. This game is not supposed to end. Keep the fun alive!

5. Let's keep this rated PG, please. I'd prefer no swearing. :)

Now, let's begin!

I observe the breadystack from a long distance away. It's sitting on pedestal, on a hill, completely open for anyone to take.

I also see the breadystack. I slither to it like a slippery dippery long mover, then stretch my grabby limbs out and grab the Almighty breadystack, while I am still lying on the ground next to the pedestal. I begin to slither away.

I follow the person. Walking quietly, Hoping I wont be Caught. I zip past the person and grab the breadystack. Haha! I think, pacing the race as fat as I can, away from the person and the pedestal. I chuckle, For I am winning.

Grumbling softly, I slither at high speeds after the horrid breadystack Stealer. I stick out my grabby limbs, sending my powerful lightning from the tips of my fingers and electrocuting the breadystack Stealer. The Sandwish, now toasty, is lying on the ground. I put it on my back and begin to slither away slowly into the brush.

I growl as the person (Or thing, Idk by now XD) Steals the breadystack back. I rush over and smile. “Don’t worry,” I say, smirking “I have tricks up my sleeve too.” He whispered to himself. He slowly but surly Levite’s the breadystack to him. Levitation vs. Lightning… What can go right?
(What are you exactly?)

((I look exactly like this: ))

"My breadystack!" I cry. I slither back over to where the breadystack Stealer is. I bow, pressing my head to the ground. "You have truely trumped me, O might breadystack Stealer. I shall be your servant now. I am forever in your debt," I say. Suddenly, I'm wearing a butler's costume, which looks quite laffy taffy as I am just a snek with buff grabby limbs. "Alright, then, that's a thing, I guess," I mutter to myself. "Let's team up and defeat all our enemies."

(I let out such an awk-wonky-donky laugh… But wow XD)
“ You’re a slithering slippery dippery long mover…As a ‘butler’… What can go right…” He sighed. “Don’t think ill give you the breadystack. I don’t trust you yet…” I looked at the strange slippery dippery long mover/human Hybrid. “What’s you’re name?” I asked, smirking. “I’m Elinor. Male.”

(well this looks fun)
the breadystack is suddenly gone your hand. behind the two beings, they hear "look! its right here!" the man trips and the holy breadystack is thrown, and flies through the air, while hovering like a frisbee.

((XD))

"With lightning powers," I reminded him. "And I'm not asking for the breadystack. You have the breadystack, so I must follow you around. I am your follower. You are the Almighty, since you are in power of the breadystack. You will law you must obey all," I said. "My name is Sir Billy Bob Joe meow machine'>purr machine Meow Mix Scratchy Scratch Magicky Moe Momo Delano. But everyone calls me Buff Boi. And I'm a dude." I screamed, watching the breadystack fly.

I run as fast as I can, Ignoring the person that grabbed the breadystack and pushed them over. He Ignored his “slippery dippery long mover servant” and grabbed the breadystack. He had no time to wast so he shot away, As fast as he could run, leaving his slippery dippery long mover servant. “SORRY! IT’S MINE NOW! FOLLOW ME, SLITHER!” I called to the slippery dippery long mover.

i walk over to the breadystack on the pedistal. i whisper to myself _{"i cant believe he fell for that. i must be a good colormancer to make a rock-and-paper-mache breadystack"}

I ignore my master and slither up to the pedestal, stealing the breadystack away with my Buff Boi grabby limbs. I slither away again, surrounding myself with a lightning forcefield.

Swooping down on angel wings, I steal both the fake breadystack and the real breadystack, mash them together to make one breadystack, and toss said breadystack into a timey-wimey space-gobbler.

''EXCUSE ME!!! THAT TOOK ME approximately 41.666666666667% of a day TO MAKE!!!"

I slither into the timey-wimey space-gobbler, unphased. I fall inside, vanishing instantly. When I reappear, I have both the breadystack and a long black face rug'>face mane.

"wait… where did my other decoy go….?" i look up at the angel "THE ANGELS STILL GOT IT!!"

I run and levitat myself up. I jump on the angel And Grab their wing’s making them both plummet to the ground. He let the angel fall face-first to the ground and levitated himself down.

I land on the ground, unharmed, and still holding the breadystack. I then summon my Meowstic, who uses Psywave on everyone. Everyone is now bumfuzzled. I fly off with the breadystack.

I am quite bumfuzzled. "Why is my name Buff Boi? Why do I have grabby limbs? What's the meaning of life?"

I was lucky enough that my peepers were closed. I rush After the angel, and yell “C’MON! WHY AREN’T YOU CHILLING IN HEVEN!?” I joked.

I am quite bumfuzzled. "Why is my name Buff Boi? Why do I have grabby limbs? What's the meaning of life?"

(XD)

Meowstic uses Thunder Shock, which paralyses you; she then uses bamboozle human containment unit, which causes you to be trapped in a blue box of light, and move very slowly. I fly off to a faraway planet and bury the breadystack underground in a silver vault, which I alone have the keys to.

I feel wearied. Now I am bumfuzzled. “What Is this place? Why are we here? Who am I? Why do we exist? AND WHT ARE WE FIGHTING OVER A breadystack!?!?!” He yelled.

I suddenly pause, life becoming clear to me. The breadystack gods whisper in my ear, telling me the secrets of the universe. "Sir Buff Boi," they say. "It is breadystack." I nod, then grow very large, hopping off the earth and slithering in space to the faraway planet.

I summon Abie the fluffy shep, who guards the vault. She has debilitating cuteness powers. And very sharp mouthstones.

(ABIEEEEEE YOU’RE BACK BABY!!!!)
I summoned Rayquaza and it flys me to the planet.

Abie sees Mosis's character approaching (if it is a character lol) and sprawls on the ground in front of the vault, blinking up with big, brown, innocent shep peepers.

I slither up to Abie and swallow her whole. "Tasty."