forum Protect the Sandwich

Started August 26, 2020 by @murphysgirl

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Abie summons a portal and hops out, sitting right next to the vault.

“Awwwwwwwww” I let out. “You’re so fluffy! And cute!” His Pokédex says ‘THAT MOVE WHAT VARY EFFECTIVE!’

Abie is now very sleepy, and demands sugar.

I die, as portals from inside the stomach aren't very good for your health. Luckily, my soul is reincarnated as the sandwich. I, the sandwich, begin to slither away so I can later eat myself.

“No. I wont be fooled again.” Takes Abie and yeet’s her of the planet. He takes the safe and rides away on Rayquaza

Abie is now floating in space, still hungry, and begins to become very sleepy. She wails that she wants sugar. Her cry reverberates through the universe.

I try to push out of the safe, since I am the sandwich. It is very ineffective, since I no longer have arms.

(If you make a shep cry, you deserve to die.)

(NoOooOoo I’m SoRrUYyYyyYyyYyyYyyYYy)

(If you make a shep cry, you deserve to die.)

(NoOooOoo I’m SoRrUYyYyyYyyYyyYyyYYy)

(Abie will forgive you, but right now, she is sleeping, and also at my house, because I flew over and rescued her and opened a portal to my house, which is where I am right now, waiting for something else to happen, and also because I gtg for a hot minute, see you guys in a few hours)

I find the safe and tear it open, separate Buff Boi's soul from the Sandwich, and then put the Sandwich in my fridge, disguised as a regular sandwich.

I decide to inhabit the fridge. My soul jumps into the fridge and I begin to hop away.

You are, however, held back by the power cord. I notice the noise; I unplug the fridge, rendering your soul briefly unconscious, and take the Sandwich, trying to decide where to hide it next.

I hide the Sandwich in a cave deep in the mountains. It is locked in a safe. A dragon is guarding the entrance to the chamber that the Sandwich is in (á lá Gringotts).

uhm….. slowly backs away from chaos

I hide the Sandwich in a cave deep in the mountains. It is locked in a safe. A dragon is guarding the entrance to the chamber that the Sandwich is in (á lá Gringotts).

I blow up the whole Gringotts and befriend the dragon, who takes me flying to the void, where it keeps floating. There is nothing around 2 hold urshelf and if u fall 2 the void u die.

Ha ha! The vault in the cave was a decoy! The REAL Sandwich is hidden in a really hard Geometry Dash level.

"hey! i just beat that today!" dies from first obstacle.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I waltz through the level and take the sandwich from one of the hidden coin spots. I proceed to gift wrap it and present it as a gift to the angel. (That's you, Murphy's) "Oh, Divine One," I kneel with my head bowed as I raise it up to them. "Please accept this gift."

I take the holy Sandwich and hide it in a cave, leaving Abie the fluffy shep to guard it.

i was already in the back of the cave. when everyone left, i took it. in a puff of shadowed smoke, i teleport back to the pedestal the sandwich was originally found. "live long, o' holy one"

I steal the Sandwich and toss it into a vat of nuclear waste.