I suddenly pause, life becoming clear to me. The Sandwich gods whisper in my ear, telling me the secrets of the universe. "Sir Buff Boi," they say. "It is Sandwich." I nod, then grow very large, hopping off the earth and slithering in space to the faraway planet.
I summon Abie the fluffy shep, who guards the vault. She has debilitating cuteness powers. And very sharp teeth.
(ABIEEEEEE YOU’RE BACK BABY!!!!)
I summoned Rayquaza and it flys me to the planet.
Abie sees Mosis's character approaching (if it is a character lol) and sprawls on the ground in front of the vault, blinking up with big, brown, innocent shep eyes.
I slither up to Abie and swallow her whole. "Tasty."
Abie summons a portal and hops out, sitting right next to the vault.
“Awwwwwwwww” I let out. “You’re so fluffy! And cute!” His Pokédex says ‘THAT MOVE WHAT VARY EFFECTIVE!’
Abie is now very sleepy, and demands sugar.
I die, as portals from inside the stomach aren't very good for your health. Luckily, my soul is reincarnated as the sandwich. I, the sandwich, begin to slither away so I can later eat myself.
“No. I wont be fooled again.” Takes Abie and yeet’s her of the planet. He takes the safe and rides away on Rayquaza
Abie is now floating in space, still hungry, and begins to become very sleepy. She wails that she wants sugar. Her cry reverberates through the universe.
(E. That’s all I have to say about that-)
I try to push out of the safe, since I am the sandwich. It is very ineffective, since I no longer have arms.
(If you make a shep cry, you deserve to die.)
(If you make a shep cry, you deserve to die.)
(NoOooOoo I’m SoRrUYyYyyYyyYyyYyyYYy)
(If you make a shep cry, you deserve to die.)
(NoOooOoo I’m SoRrUYyYyyYyyYyyYyyYYy)
(Abie will forgive you, but right now, she is sleeping, and also at my house, because I flew over and rescued her and opened a portal to my house, which is where I am right now, waiting for something else to happen, and also because I gtg for a hot minute, see you guys in a few hours)
I find the safe and tear it open, separate Buff Boi's soul from the Sandwich, and then put the Sandwich in my fridge, disguised as a regular sandwich.
I decide to inhabit the fridge. My soul jumps into the fridge and I begin to hop away.
You are, however, held back by the power cord. I notice the noise; I unplug the fridge, rendering your soul briefly unconscious, and take the Sandwich, trying to decide where to hide it next.
I hide the Sandwich in a cave deep in the mountains. It is locked in a safe. A dragon is guarding the entrance to the chamber that the Sandwich is in (á lá Gringotts).
(ahem)
uhm….. slowly backs away from chaos
I hide the Sandwich in a cave deep in the mountains. It is locked in a safe. A dragon is guarding the entrance to the chamber that the Sandwich is in
(á lá Gringotts).
I blow up the whole Gringotts and befriend the dragon, who takes me flying to the void, where it keeps floating. There is nothing around 2 hold urshelf and if u fall 2 the void u die.
Ha ha! The vault in the cave was a decoy! The REAL Sandwich is hidden in a really hard Geometry Dash level.
"hey! i just beat that today!" dies from first obstacle.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA