forum Protect the Sandwich

Started August 26, 2020 by @murphysgirl

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I scoop The Sandwich out with a net and dry it off with a napkin. Then, sadly, I trip while running to my Lady and The Sandwich flies into the air.

i run behind you, and snag the sandwich out of the air while jumping over you. i help you up, handing you the sandwich, but it doesnt quite look right….

"Thank you." I look down at the sandwich in my hand. "Excuse me, what did you do? Where's the lettuce? What did you do with the lettuce?" I look back at you and steal The Sandwich from your pocket, and bring both to my Lady.
(Imma just pull a Sammy for a while XD)

I take the Sandwich and hide it in a pocket of my robe.

"oh no!!! _{there goes another 10 hours of work…"}

"come baaaaaaaaaaaaack-" i trip and fall and i am ded

I take pity on you and use the power of the Sandwich to bring you back to life.

IM ALIIIIVE

how can i repay you?

I give you the Sandwich and command you to protect it. I then summon a portal and leave.

the sandwich slowly rises to the air. a holy light surrounds it's ascend. the sandwich stops in the air, then a cloud quickly swipes the sandwich out of the sky almost as quick as a blink. i blink a few times, wondering what just happened. i look around, and see no one. extremely confused, i just turn around, and start walking.

The cloud was actually Abie in disguise. She is currently running off with the Sandwich.

I approach Abie gently, offering pats on the head and kind words. Abie lowers their fluffy head into my palm. I snatch the sandwitch from her mouth and seal it in a plastic ziploc baggie. I throw the baggie into the middle of a freeway.

I stop time, steal the Sandwich, and hide it in a cave.