can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?

well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…

can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?

well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…

he says he doesn't

can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?

well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…

he says he doesn't

ok. then he should be fine as long as he's smart about it

can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?

well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…

he says he doesn't

ok. then he should be fine as long as he's smart about it

I'm gonna murder him anyway

Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards

Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards

Everything about this is absolutely amazing

Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards

Hey when they say horny, say something about horned lizards or something.

Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards

Everything about this is absolutely amazing

thank you sir

Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards

Hey when they say horny, say something about horned lizards or something.

omg I love that

@Jake-Mathiesen

You: I am a 49 year old woman living alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: i am a 67 year old sex offender with mcdonald’s spoiled milk for breakfast
You: mcdonald's spoiled milk is my favorite food
Stranger: sameee especially at room temperature
You: Would you like to hear the names of every one of my lizards
Stranger: of course i would
You: neal
You: ophie
You: banana
You: spite
You: oliver
You: lukas
You: kartine
You: Madison louise
You: garet
You: julia
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: Got facetime
You: all my lizards do, but I do not

Stranger: I want to see your censored
You: No you don't. You just want to see my lizards.

laughs maniacally

In less lizard-related news, I picked up Daemon X Machina for the Switch because I wanted a sweet mech action game. Overall, the combat is great once you get used to it, but the story is utter ass-biscuits. Every character is an anime trope, you get no say because you are a silent protagonist, and the ending is contrived and unexplained.

However, did I mention the combat is FUCKIN' AMAZING? Strapping on new weapons and armor every time you get a new piece feels awesome because you learn to mix and match things until you get some crazy shit that melts through enemies! I'm currently grinding through the endgame bosses to get the best weapons, and it's so fun!

Stranger: Hi
You: I'm a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: That’s fucking dope
You: Thank you
Stranger has disconnected.

I feel like you should start including how much the pig weighs

I've said 104 pounds, is that realistic?

It's less of a pig and more of a hog at that point, but yeah. I've heard of pigs that big being let into peoples' homes willingly.

Good
I am honestly having the time of my life

I HAVE A HAPPY VENT

I have to stand in front of my entire school tomorrow during a veteran's day thing, and we're supposed to dress up, so I bought this skirt, and I feel really pretty in it, which is rare for me these days…

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: Bye
Stranger has disconnected.

I am SOOOO happy I get to see my boyfriend tuesday after not seeing him for like 2 weeks, and we just spent a good 3 hours on the phone and I kinda broke down crying cause I miss him that much but there was just so much love and affection and comfort and himness and I just…gods I love him so much. I can't wait to marry him.

I HAVE A HAPPY VENT

I have to stand in front of my entire school tomorrow during a veteran's day thing, and we're supposed to dress up, so I bought this skirt, and I feel really pretty in it, which is rare for me these days…

wait shit today is my school's veterans day thing and i'm playing in my orchestra

We're not doing a thing. I thought I remembered having Veteran's day off before, but apparently it's just that parent teacher conferences were then, but this year they were last friday

MY TEACHER IS PLAYING FALL OUT BOY

YUUUUUUSSSSS also Sebestian love your holiday username

it's not holiday, i like glitter and snow lol

Well. Still. It's FANTABULOUS!

thanks <3