Another example
You: hello
Stranger: hiya :)
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
You: Please try to type faster, my lizards are getting impatient
You: They want to know what you have to say
You: Excuse me
You: My lizards and I are waiting
You: Oh, my pig has meandered over
You: He is just as curious as the rest of us
Chat has been ended
Another example
You: hello
Stranger: hiya :)
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
You: Please try to type faster, my lizards are getting impatient
You: They want to know what you have to say
You: Excuse me
You: My lizards and I are waiting
You: Oh, my pig has meandered over
You: He is just as curious as the rest of usChat has been ended
Idea: You HAD 22 lizards but one of them spontaneously turned into a human (that's me) So now I live in your attic and sometimes screech like a banshee and give you the general emotional support cuddles you need at times.
OMG Ev XD
oh my lord…
Does anybody know what happens if your close friend is having complete sexual conversations with people on Omegle??
oh my lord…
Does anybody know what happens if your close friend is having complete sexual conversations with people on Omegle??
I'd only assume the worst.
can he get in trouble????
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?
Another chat:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: f
Stranger: Age
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: U horny?
Stranger: Have snap?
You: no but I have 21 lizards
Why do u have 21 lizards?
You: You don't?
You: Lizards are magnificent
You: My pig, on the other hand
You: Is less than beautiful
You: he's 104 pounds
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?
well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…
he says he doesn't
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…
he says he doesn't
ok. then he should be fine as long as he's smart about it
can he get in trouble????
no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.
okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?well if hes an idiot and gives out his personal info or even social media…
he says he doesn't
ok. then he should be fine as long as he's smart about it
I'm gonna murder him anyway
Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards
Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards
Everything about this is absolutely amazing
Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizards
Hey when they say horny, say something about horned lizards or something.
Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizardsEverything about this is absolutely amazing
thank you sir
Stranger: From
You: ?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Kentucky
Stranger: Tennessee
You: ah
You: a prime lizard state
Stranger: I'm really horny
You: did I mention I have 21 lizardsHey when they say horny, say something about horned lizards or something.
omg I love that
@Jake-Mathiesen
You: I am a 49 year old woman living alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: i am a 67 year old sex offender with mcdonald’s spoiled milk for breakfast
You: mcdonald's spoiled milk is my favorite food
Stranger: sameee especially at room temperature
You: Would you like to hear the names of every one of my lizards
Stranger: of course i would
You: neal
You: ophie
You: banana
You: spite
You: oliver
You: lukas
You: kartine
You: Madison louise
You: garet
You: julia
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Got facetime
You: all my lizards do, but I do not
Stranger: I want to see your censored
You: No you don't. You just want to see my lizards.
laughs maniacally
In less lizard-related news, I picked up Daemon X Machina for the Switch because I wanted a sweet mech action game. Overall, the combat is great once you get used to it, but the story is utter ass-biscuits. Every character is an anime trope, you get no say because you are a silent protagonist, and the ending is contrived and unexplained.
However, did I mention the combat is FUCKIN' AMAZING? Strapping on new weapons and armor every time you get a new piece feels awesome because you learn to mix and match things until you get some crazy shit that melts through enemies! I'm currently grinding through the endgame bosses to get the best weapons, and it's so fun!