Stranger: Hi
You: I'm a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: That’s fucking dope
You: Thank you
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I feel like you should start including how much the pig weighs

I've said 104 pounds, is that realistic?

It's less of a pig and more of a hog at that point, but yeah. I've heard of pigs that big being let into peoples' homes willingly.

Good
I am honestly having the time of my life

I HAVE A HAPPY VENT

I have to stand in front of my entire school tomorrow during a veteran's day thing, and we're supposed to dress up, so I bought this skirt, and I feel really pretty in it, which is rare for me these days…

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I am SOOOO happy I get to see my boyfriend tuesday after not seeing him for like 2 weeks, and we just spent a good 3 hours on the phone and I kinda broke down crying cause I miss him that much but there was just so much love and affection and comfort and himness and I just…gods I love him so much. I can't wait to marry him.

I HAVE A HAPPY VENT

I have to stand in front of my entire school tomorrow during a veteran's day thing, and we're supposed to dress up, so I bought this skirt, and I feel really pretty in it, which is rare for me these days…

wait shit today is my school's veterans day thing and i'm playing in my orchestra

We're not doing a thing. I thought I remembered having Veteran's day off before, but apparently it's just that parent teacher conferences were then, but this year they were last friday

MY TEACHER IS PLAYING FALL OUT BOY

YUUUUUUSSSSS also Sebestian love your holiday username

it's not holiday, i like glitter and snow lol

Well. Still. It's FANTABULOUS!

thanks <3

Well. Still. It's FANTABULOUS!

I agree

Hey everybody

Helooo! :D

How r u

I’m okay, you?

I stole my boyfriends jacket a while ago, and he said I could keep it forever, I might sleep with the jacket when I’m sad…

Hey guys I'm back for a bit. Uhm what does EIS mean?

I’m okay, you?

Tired, listening to 2ne1 right now

It means Everyone I’m Sorry.
Which I am so I added it.