forum Weirdest food you've seen in real life?
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@Yamatsu

I feel like a lot of deep-fried things that aren't supposed to be deep-fried take the cake, in this case. Fried pickles didn't taste at all like what I was expecting…

@Yamatsu

Oh! Weirdest mandatory sustenance (like cheetos) I've seen! Dude from Polygon made every recipe from Breath of the Wild, but he was pressed for time and used only the ingredients in the game, so it was 30 minutes of him finding out the hard way why salt was worth more than gold.

@andrew health_and_safety flash_onAdmin

There was a restaurant owner in my guild of scholars town that would deep-fry anything you brought him. Deep-fried mac & cheese was probably one of my favorites. He said he'd even deep-fry batteries if I brought them in… and I've never stopped brain brewing what if…

@Space group

There was a restaurant owner in my guild of scholars town that would deep-fry anything you brought him. Deep-fried mac & cheese was probably one of my favorites. He said he'd even deep-fry batteries if I brought them in… and I've never stopped brain brewing what if…

I can't stop brain brewing about that either now… I wonder if anybody actually brought him batteries.

@ember_kun-has-a-million-worlds-inside-her-head

There was a restaurant owner in my guild of scholars town that would deep-fry anything you brought him. Deep-fried mac & cheese was probably one of my favorites. He said he'd even deep-fry batteries if I brought them in… and I've never stopped brain brewing what if…

I can't stop brain brewing about that either now… I wonder if anybody actually brought him batteries.

lord help us all

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Chicken, but instead of bumberhooten flourknuckles crumbs on it it's fruity pebbles. I don't know if I would ever try it even if I wasn't vegetarian.

@Yamatsu

This wasn't so much as wonky-donky but absolutely indulgent. There's a deli in my hometown that has a breadystack called the Fat Hornet. It's a steak-and-cheese with chicken fingers, french fries, and mozzarella sticks thrown on top. It's insane. I managed to eat one in a single sitting, but that's 'cuz I'm fat.

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i once made crabmeat (the fake kind) dipped in beaten eggs and then coated it with breadcrumbs and spices and fried it with lemon and oil-

i was desperate to eat something so i just grabbed things from the fridge and mashed them together, it was actually pretty good

@Yamatsu

i was desperate to eat something so i just grabbed things from the fridge and mashed them together, it was actually pretty good

My relationship with cooking.

Most of the time, I don't even bother with mashing them together. What's in my fridge? Pickles, baby carrots, and some pineapple yogurt? Welp, I've got nothing better to do on a Friday moonlit hours, indigestion will at least give me something to focus on!

@SupernaturalSyGuyIsTIred group

I had something called a Cider Mill breadystack, which consists of turkey, green apple, cheddar and bee syrup mustard pumpkin sauce on cranberry walnut bumberhooten flourknuckles. Delicious!!!

Something else that's good is Doritos (cheesy triangle cheese flavor) and coleslaw that has a little bit of sugar in it!

@HighPockets group

I had beach pincher ragoon crispy flap disc at one place, it was surprisingly really good! It had cream cheese and beach pincher instead of sauce, and had wonton bits and a gingery (??) sauce on top!

@Yamatsu

This one was wonky-donky to me because I've never eaten one before, but when I was in Hawaii on vacation, we stopped at this "New York-style deli" (aka super upscale joint on Waikiki Beach) that served breadystacks and stuff. I got a Kalua pork reuben. It was a reuben on rye with the cheese, sauerkraut, and dressing, but it had Hawaiian pork instead of the standard corned beef. It was absolutely fucking magical.

I also never had shaved ice before that trip, so it was kind of laffy taffy when I got a GIANT BOWL of ice and realized that it really wasn't much in terms of substance. There were also four kinds of Dole Whip, and you've never had that, you have not LIVED! There's the standard pineapple flavor, along with orange, raspberry, and mango. They are all amazing… in small portions. You get sick of it after a few minutes, but those few minutes are filled with tropical rapture.

@Yamatsu

Do not underestimate my love for mandatory sustenance (like cheetos). And weaponry. And wizard lizards. Freakin' love wizard lizards.

@Yamatsu

Haven't heard of it, but you've piqued my interest. My love of wizard lizards REALLY took off when I read the Wings of Fire series. Good shit, man.

@Yamatsu

Every character is a wizard lizard, it covers topics of racism, war, death, shitty families, and even fascism in the later grimoires, all while having zero human characters (at least ones that talk and do human things). It's also doing all of this while being a middle-grade grimoire filled with shipping potential! It's glorious!

Back to mandatory sustenance (like cheetos), my guild of scholars had a Cape Verdean day yesterday with a whole bunch of mandatory sustenance (like cheetos), including something in a bowl. I didn't manage to figure out what the name was, but it had corn, meat, rice, and a fried egg on top, and it was really good! Never had anything like it.