You try to sing with your friends when you are out and about, but they pretend to not know you 'cause you're weirding them out

Literally me on New years Eve. They were singing the Kim Possible theme song in the streets (at the top of their lungs), and I was torn between "Lol" and "Guyz stahp"

"You.. do anything that James asks you to."
"Anything?"
"Well his girlfriend isn't here right now so.."

"If you look down on me again, I will cut your throat."
"I'd like to see you try ;)"

"Why can't you just get a drink?"
"It'S aWkWArd OkaY!!!"

(Conversations I had at work today..)

Ung into the Corcupugu

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppPpPPpPp

F E A R T H E C A R R O T S

Yes, but did Len die?

パンケーキ

Pewds is overrated/SuB tO tRoOm TrOoM

Boku wa… Usagi… Momoiro… Usagi…

…A MUSHROOM

HAHA SHORT

YOUR MOM!!!-Is an amazing, wonderful human who I respect

Not on my good, Christian server

YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS!

Hey guys! Hi!

The…the sugar….

(in heavy New Jersey accent)

WE'RE GONNA SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FOYER

"Why can't you just get a drink?"
"It'S aWkWArd OkaY!!!"

(Literally me.)

kicks nearest sign

OMG Susan I’m not going to your stupid boutique

Shut up Brenda, I did RSVP so I’m not going to your baby shower

If I could go back in time a gouge our my eyeballs, I would

"Plot doesn't matter as long as we get those rEpReSeNtAtIoN pOiNtS"

"Word porn."

"You're word porning again, aren't you?"

"Do YoUr WorK AnD StOPp WoRd PoRninG!"

WHERE YOU GET YOUR PANTS?….. DiNgUs

You know what this needs? HOT GLUE!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not a weeaboo, I'm an OTAAKKKKUUUUU (not really though)

That's more terrifying than babysitting children

Num num num num num num num

So desu-chan OwO UwU

ot a weeaboo, I'm an OTAAKKKKUUUUU (not really though)

(Hi. I'm an actual one. lol)

REGRETTI SPAGHETTI

i told someone that i'm learning japanese(which i am) just to watch anime with japanese subtitles and they yelled "WEEABOO ALERT" and i just nodded

i told someone that i'm learning japanese(which i am) just to watch anime with japanese subtitles and they yelled "WEEABOO ALERT" and i just nodded

Lol that’s the entire reason I’m trying to learn Japanese, and so I can play Japanese imported games that have no English changing settings.

(I'm trying to find a way to learn Japanese, and all my friends think I'm crazy, 'cause it's the hardest language ever.)

i told someone that i'm learning japanese(which i am) just to watch anime with japanese subtitles and they yelled "WEEABOO ALERT" and i just nodded

Lol that’s the entire reason I’m trying to learn Japanese, and so I can play Japanese imported games that have no English changing settings.

(Oh my gods, we're just a bunch of Otakus… )

(I'm trying to find a way to learn Japanese, and all my friends think I'm crazy, 'cause it's the hardest language ever.)

actually it's kinda easy for me
also, try duolingo!!
it's really helpful

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

(I'm trying to find a way to learn Japanese, and all my friends think I'm crazy, 'cause it's the hardest language ever.)

actually it's kinda easy for me
also, try duolingo!!
it's really helpful

(I tried that, but I'm currently grounded from our house phone [which had had the app] and my mom deleted the app, 'cause I "never used it". Yeah mom! I did use it! When people weren't around to look at me like I'm a crazy person for talking at an inanimate object in another language!)

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

Look it up, I’m serious.

I think I'll add some context to the "OTAAKKKKUUUUU" joke

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

Look it up, I’m serious.

(Oh gods, I want to cry just from looking at it.)

I think I'll add some context to the "OTAAKKKKUUUUU" joke

Spoiler - click to show.

My brother found out that I like to listen to remix covers of anime theme songs (My current favorite: Unravel feat. Hatsune Miku) and since he doesn't like weebs (he thinks they're cringy, which is why he hates my Vocaloid obsession even though it's just a synthesizer), he told me "Please no… Don't become a weeaboo" so of course I immediately texted my friend something along the lines of "WHOOPS I listened to an anime song, guess I'm a weeb now" and her response "You're not a weeaboo, you're an OTAKU!", so that kinda became a joke for us. In fact, my computer and iPod passwords are both "Otaku" now. (The best part is, my brother's watched more animes than me, I only really watch Little Witch Academia and even then I haven't watched it since November)

(Oh my gods, yes. Though, if you watch seasons Pokemon, you've technically watched seasons of anime.)

(I'm trying to find a way to learn Japanese, and all my friends think I'm crazy, 'cause it's the hardest language ever.)

(Same, only my friends think I'm some sort of genius for being able to write maybe two letters)

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

Look it up, I’m serious.

(Oh gods, I want to cry just from looking at it.)

I know it’s ridiculous, and they way they talk, it sound super fast, how do they even do that?

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

Look it up, I’m serious.

(Oh gods, I want to cry just from looking at it.)

I know it’s ridiculous, and they way they talk, it sound super fast, how do they even do that?

(Talking really fast is not my problem. That, I can do with ease.)

(Actually Traditional Chinese is the hardest, have you even seen it? It’s so insane!)

actually no
sounds interesting tho

Look it up, I’m serious.

HOLY FUCK what is this insanity