"RoNAld GyM cLUb!"
"I swear i'm not gay!"
"My mum always said cheese was good for me…YEET!!"
"I told you she was probably a girl!"
"SkrRrrrrRRRRt"
"Num num num num…pthhh"
"Would you care to see my beautiful homework? So would I"
"Bellsby's Barber Shop"
“You can yeet the skeet for all I care”
“Sports Illustrated? More like Sports WRITTEN”
“Haha, you have eyes”
"Hair swoosh"
"Vanilla" [nickname for a friend]
"ASMR" [they tease me with this too much… groans]
"RoNAld GyM cLUb!"
"I swear i'm not gay!"
"My mum always said cheese was good for me…YEET!!"
"I told you she was probably a girl!"
"SkrRrrrrRRRRt"
"Num num num num…pthhh"
"Would you care to see my beautiful homework? So would I"
"Bellsby's Barber Shop"
I don’t know why but the one about cheese broke me xD
"RoNAld GyM cLUb!"
"I swear i'm not gay!"
"My mum always said cheese was good for me…YEET!!"
"I told you she was probably a girl!"
"SkrRrrrrRRRRt"
"Num num num num…pthhh"
"Would you care to see my beautiful homework? So would I"
"Bellsby's Barber Shop"
I don’t know why but the one about cheese broke me xD
There's a video to go with it but it's on my friend's phone haha
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER! BELIEVER!
…
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!
BELIEVER!
(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")
(I'll be willing to explain that one if anyone asks. Also yes, it is sung to the tune of "Believer")
I’m curious
My baby sister tried to sing "Believer" by Imagine Dragons once. She didn't know the lyrics… "BLE BDOP BLE BDOP BELIEVER!!!! BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!" (She sounded like something you'd hear in a Vine compilation)
Knuckle head McSpazzatron
"Which part of you is the seat?"
"He's the violent one, crap"
"He ran into a gate"
"I'll be the table, you can be the bread, and you're the wedding cake"
"I AM THE BREAD!"
brendon urie makes me nut
-this one kid in the hallway after hearing my friends and i talk about the piano version of this is gospel
brendon urie makes me nut
-this one kid in the hallway after hearing my friends and i talk about the piano version of this is gospel
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT!!
the next day he came up behind me and put his hand around my shoulder and said "Hey" really flirtatiously. I said, and I quote myself here, "Hi. I'm lesbian."
"I'm a poet and I'm not aware of that fact."
"Yeah, I might do that too, I can't penguin slide on ice anymore."
Stop yolking me with the devil’s skull!
Your mom is a hydrocarbon!
Are you milking my spleen right now?
"It's the waaaaaaaaaater!"
"bncn blsjc psncncskd huai"
"yOu wErE nEvEr iNvOLvEd"
"Yaaaaaaas bitch! Hey look, shoes!"
"What the ** you!"
"rrrrrrrum rrrrrrrrum rrrrrrrrum. rUdOLpH!"
"Oh shif*"
"WOaly **"
"shermernerher"
"geduhur"
"TISNEK"
"iM hAvInG a MeaTbaLL bReAkDOwN"
"Gam, whaaaaat?"
"that was stupid friend"
"scribbly dibbly, scribbly dibbly :) "
i actually can grammar goodly
beat the opponent soundedly!
“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”
“sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME MY LIFE WAS NICE SPAGHETTI!”
“Thanos, he snaps his fingers during a song, so how many people would he kill? I don’t know, it depends on the song.”
“Fire lights match and throws it on a piece of paper, Earth throws rock, Water points at puddle, Air choaks self”