forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”

I get that one…

“Cool cat saves the kids! Coooooooooooool!”

I get that one…

Daddy Derek: Was it locked?
Cool Cat: Yes it was Daddy Derek!
Daddy Derek: Well that’s for safety reasons.

Girl with rat hair: I just got a text,
Cool Cat: well read what it saayyyyssss
Girl with rat hair: Le gasp They said I’m ugly and my hair looks like rat hair!
Cool Cat: gets triggered THATS SO MEAAANNNNNNNNN

yam thread

"Hey, Nic, I have my crack selling outfit!"

"Hey, I see you brought your crack again. Oh look, you even have your straw!"

“I’m as straight as the line work for Kirby.”

"It's a party in North Korea"

"eat the rich"
"this is why we cant have nice things"
"pineapple, of course."

“Just ate 10 boxes of Thin Mints, I’m not feeling so thin ;-;”
“Despacito? More like DespaciNO”

"Ethiopian child deflater"

"Eat people"

“I love me some LEGendarys (Leg-endarys).”
“Zackary is the most LEGendary boi of them all.”

"Clone me some sheep."
"It's permanent…"
"Monkey arms, noodle arms"

"It's Pikachu, but with bird legs and no bones! What's so weird about it"

TV: Who’s that Pokèmon!
Me: It’s Clefable.
Jesse(my bro): ITS PIKACHU!
Tv: It’s Clefable!
Jesse: AHHHHHHHH
Me: you dumb little idiot.

deadly serious Walmart. parking. lot.
Only my sister gets it.
Also I'm the queen of inside jokes so yeah.

“aLL HAIL THE MIGHTY WEED JESUS”
(Inside joke between me, my friends Destiny and Emi, my brother, and well my father.)

bangs on locker "LEGALISM NEVER DIES!!!"
"Banana tattoo artist"
"It's so quiet I can hear crickets."
"The fear of ostriches"
"R.I.P plastic pot"

"titty sprinkles"

Oh yeah, using the word "pillow" as an insult and slamming each other against a wall and demanding fusion is now a thing in my friend group.

Then there's "don't you EVER look at me with reSPECT like that again!"

“GIVE ME YOUR YOAI FAN FICTIONS!”
Me: screams I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING!

Me: sees any shipping moments in any instant and gets way to happy wELP guess I’ll die now.

Me: sees any shipping moments in any instant and gets way to happy wELP guess I’ll die now.

That's not an inside joke, that's my daily life… Only I'll never get to see my ship sail unless I draw fanart of them because I made them up…

Dad: "Do you know what-"
Me: "NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!"
Dad: "… I didn't even finish."

"PATRICIAAAAaaaaaaaa"
"A blonde girl, tall, very beautiful… Wow I'm so gay"
"I'm sending my support through the phone"
"Marge Krumping"
"ShE CaLLeD mE!!!"