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Started July 10, 2019 by Deleted user

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"Pizzaaaaa… yayyy…" Taylor kept clinging to Jayden as they ordered the pizza.

Jayden chuckled softly, hanging up after they ordered the pizza. "It'll be here in 15 minutes."

Taylor nodded, hugging Jayden tighter. "You're warm…"

"I'm literally a fucking vampire," Jayden replied. "Why the fuck would I be warm?"

"'Cause you're drunk and drunk people are warm. See?" Taylor pointed to the flush in his cheeks.

"My cheeks don't flush when I get drunk, I don't have that gene. But I'm not that cold because I still have blood pumping through my body," Jayden explained, booping Taylor's nose again.

"Mmm… if you keep touching my nose I'm either gonna end up kissing you or biting you, and I dunno if you want to take that chance." Taylor moved close to Jayden again.

(Me: Aww, look at these cute drunk buds
Me, after seeing what Taylor just said: screeching like a pterodactyl while running around and flailing my arms like crazy T a Y l O r)

Jayden's face flushed crimson now, their eyes widening a bit in surprise. "I–um–why would you do that…?"

(Lmao)
"Hey look, you can be red too…" Taylor stuck out his tongue and patted Jayden's face in an awkward drunk way, not answering the question.

Jayden's face turned even redder (if that's possible at this point) when they realized Taylor had probably no clue what he was saying. "Oh, shut it…"

"Hey, red's my favorite color. I think, anyways… I can't remember." Taylor looked over at the door, waiting for pizza.

Jayden chuckled softly. "You don't even remember your favorite color?" They asked, trying to get up when they heard the bell ring but realized Taylor was still in their lap. "Get out of my lap, I need to get the pizza."

Taylor groaned but reluctantly released Jayden, laying back on the floor to wait.

Jayden quickly got up and went over to open the door, smiling kindly at the man as he handed the pizza to them. "Thanks, is there anything I need to sign?"

"Ah, yes! I almost forgot, you just need to sign this, ma'am," The man replied, taking out a piece of paper and putting it on top of the pizza box so they could sign it.

Jayden just kept smiling, looking like they were going to murder the man as they signed it, taking the box and closing the door before they groaned. "That fuckin' idiot called me a ma'am."

"Aww, poor baby." Taylor mumbled from the floor. "He's just trying to be respectful, Jay. I wouldn't worry about it too much."

"I know, I know…" Jayden mumbled, sitting down on the floor again and opening the box. "Do you want a plate or no?"

"Plates are for cowards." Taylor sat up and picked up a piece of pizza, starting to eat it.

Jayden chuckled, also picking up a piece of pizza and starting to eat it. "Why so?"

"I'm not a coward…" Taylor mumbled through his pizza.

"I know." Jayden bit their pizza again, looking around their place awkwardly.

Taylor noticed and glanced around as well. "What're you looking for?"

"Nothing," Jayden answered, their face heating up a bit.

Taylor gently poked Jayden's cheek. "You're red again…"

Jayden also poked Taylor's cheek. "Got a problem with it?"