forum The King Welcomes You~ Revive (Group RP, Closed, Mature, DEAD)

Started November 06, 2021 by @Serpentess health_and_safety language

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(Me: Lol… "Edgelord goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr" is the funniest thing I've seen so far, besides the interactions between Vē'Êtherñøth and everyone else.)
(Grey: Scowls)

(Tiamat: at Vē'Êtherñøth You indulge in more chaos than I do. Such chaos must have an undying purpose. Tell me, what might that be?)
(Me: Very existential of you, edgelord)

(On’nyosh: Falls to the ground with a yelp, then laughs and continues drinking. By the way, I like gags! Wait a minute, was that my inside voice? Oops. Laughs hysterically)
(Me: On’nyosh is unfazed by being tripped, quite obviously. And yes, this just got weird, lol. Fucking On’nyosh, always up to no good, the fucking whore, lmao!)

(Vē'Êtherñøth: Grins Because chaos! Chaos is my entire purpose! As well as anarchy, destruction, calamity, death and fear! I'm the real chariot wheel deal!)
(Me: Existential/mid-life crisis edgelord! Vē'Êtherñøth, go nuts first, lol!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Smirks If you like gags, gag on deez nuts! Inside voice, outside voice, who cares? Innards become outards, outards become innards! They're one in the same!)
(Me: Much, much worse will happen than getting tripped, I promise, lmao!)

(Me: Holy shit, lmao!)
(On’nyosh: I’m not gay, but I’ll let you spank me with that tail of yours if you give me a 1,000 gold)
(Me: Good god, I’m only now realizing how much of a freak and a masochist On’nyosh is. Fuck, this just got really weird, lmao! Though, he’s also drunk, so that’s contributing)
(Me: Did On’nyosh and Vē'Êtherñøth just derail this thing?)

(Tiamat: You know, it would be as productive to be shoved into a bag of holding as it would be to be here at this moment.)
(Me: You asked for it! shoves into bag of holding well, it's goodnight for us y'all [at least, for now])

(Me: Goodnight! Waving)

(Me: Okay! Good night, wine dude!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Hands over 5,000 instead How about a compromise?)
(Me: Yes, and yes! Vē'Êtherñøth is a freak as well, and yes we just single-handedly, or double-fistedly, derailed the entire roleplay, lol! This is why I love chaos!)

(Me: Lmao!)
(On’nyosh: Eyes the gold, but hesitates to grab it. What sort of compromise?)

(Me: WTF people? What did you guys do? I left for 10 minutes!)
(Grey: Climbs into the bag of holding as well)
(Me: That's a good idea. Goes in there as well)

(Me: On’nyosh and Vē'Êtherñøth. No more need be said. Lmao!)

(Me: Lol!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: That depends! What will you do for 5,000?)
(Me: Okay, y'all can leave if you need/want to. I'mma stay right here and get even higher, lol!)

(On’nyosh: Well, I’m not a cocksucker if that’s what you’re asking. But… I know a few ladies. We can grab some more whiskey, get a room at this inn I know, and we’ve got ourselves a damn good party)
(Me: On’nyosh the Whore, at it again. Lmao!)

(Vē'Êtherñøth: I'm literally walking around without clothes. Do I look like I currently have the cock and balls for you to suck? And HELL YES TO DA LADIES! Let's go party! But first, I'mma just change forms real quick! Starts to change into a completely naked lady Ah, yes! That's much better! Oblivious to the world around her Now we can go!)
(Me: Vē'Êtherñøth is an absolute whore as well, don't worry! Don't ask where they got the money from, lol! And for those of you who are wondering, mainly On'nyosh, yes she looks completely human, and has a very fine figure… hourglass-y, but subtler. Dark reddish skin, black irises, long, straight reddish hair. Basic description.)

(Me: Oh shit! Lmao!)
(On’nyosh: Pauses mid-speech, transfixed by the change. I didn’t know you could do that. Stares a long moment, then clears his throat. Anyway, let’s get this damn party going. This is going to be fucking fun! Heads off to gather the ladies, steal more booze, and buy a room in the inn he mentioned)

(Me: Yep… that's Vē'Êtherñøth for ya, lmao!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: I wasn't sure I could either! Now, grab some booze and let's go have some fun already! Grabs On'nyosh, warps to the liquor store nearby, grabs the most expensive shit and leaves, goes to the exact place On'nyosh mentioned, picking up a few ladies along the way You'dve taken too long. I decided to speed this shit uuuuup! Also, I know exactly what you're thinking now, fool!)
(Me: Her voice is also musical, despite the voice of their usual form.)

(Me: If you want, you can also add these character details to the template as you go along, just let me know when you do)
(On’nyosh: A little disoriented by Vē'Êtherñøth’s actions, but otherwise has a large mischievous grin. What, you saying you don’t want to spank me? Besides… tosses the gold back …that was because I didn’t know you could change into a woman)

(I just had an idea. If the Monarch ends up being an immortal, what if the royal court is actually of immortals with On’nyosh being the oddball mortal. And then, Tiamat could be a former noble that left long ago and became enemies with the royal court)
(Just an idea. Thought I’d share)

(Me: Maybe eventually… I'm kinda just throwing random shit out to see what fits and what doesn't. And that could be interesting, lol!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Snickers Hmmmm… that depends. Would you let me? And I know you didn't know! That was the whole point!)

(Me: I'm currently still in a bag of holding, lol! But that could be an interesting idea.)
(Grey: Smirking I would like to see how that would play out. Tiamat, a former noble… the idea of FORMER noble intrigues me, for sure.)

(Me: Walks up to the bag of holding, shakes it Can you guys feel that?)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Walks up to the bag of holding, goes in to drag Tiamat, Grey and the Balance person out, while they are still in their hot lady form Hey, it's going to be fun out here! Come out and play!)

(I have no idea whats going on)

(Me: That's not unusual, lol!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Walks up to Geneveira, still in lady form Hello, gorgeous! Walks around her, inspecting her Mm-hmmmm… good form, girl!)

(Me: Lol!)
(Grey: Scowling, comes out of the bag Stop shaking the bag! And stop being creepy, Vē'Êtherñøth.)
(Me: Yes, stop shaking the bag.)

(Me: Nope! Not going to stop shaking it!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: And no! I won't stop being me! She's cute, and I like cute things! Plus, I'm a chaos elder! I ike being chaotic and weird!)