forum The King Welcomes You~ Revive (Group RP, Closed, Mature, DEAD)

Started November 06, 2021 by @Serpentess health_and_safety language

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(Alright. Just make a character with the template on the first post, and I don’t mind you playing a demon, particularly if it’s a demon/host)
(Me: Chuckling. Is On’nyosh the only mortal creature here?)

(Nah, they're literally just a demon… although if need be, I can just a make a random ass host with very little detail. And I suppose now that I think about it, they're more of a level like Tiamat and Grey appear to be on… so, an Elder? A Great Old One? That's what I've put them as on the character sheet on my page, so if need be I could nerf the fuck out of them.)

(Hmm… interesting. Even though it does mean that, at least, three out of six characters are practically overpowered, if not four, I kind of like the idea. This is going to be a complete mess, but hell with it)
(And, also, a forgotten question, you good with writing a paragraph or longer posts?)

(Ummmm… that depends on how high I am, but usually yes, I can write at least a paragraph. I think. I have yet to test this theory. We'll see, won't we?)
(Also, hell yes!)

(Alright)
(Thumbs-up, lmao!)

(Me: I imagine that the King or Queen will have to be some flavor of human, right?)
(Grey: Scoffs Not always, no. Not all humans are smart enough to make a good choice of ruler. This is one confidence of humanity I don't have.)
(Me: OOOOooooooOOOOOoooo! I like them!)
(Grey: Startled, slightly scared and panicked What are they doing here? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?)
(Me: Calm down, dude. Do you two have history?)
(Grey: Scowls Not like that, but yes.)

(Me: Well… seems there are a lot of spies around, lol. I like this demon character)
(On’nyosh: Abruptly appears in front of Vē'Êtherñøth, gagged and looking rather confused. He then takes the gag out and stuffs it in a pocket. Might have use for that later. Now, hello Fiery Scale Fuck, how you doing? Laughs hysterically)
(Me: If I may, how tall is Vē'Êtherñøth?)
(Me: And I’m wondering who the Monarch will be. Will they be a human, or will On’nyosh be the only mortal? Either way, this is going to be absolutely hysterical chaos)

(Me: Thank you! I do my best to make interesting characters.)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Smirking, cackling I am exactly 3'4" in my usual cryptid form, standing straight up. Absolute unit! Also, hello Pale Snake Fuckface! I'm doing good, but I haven't set anything or anybody on fire yet, so that's a definite downside. Could I burn you? Are you flammable? Skitters up to On'nyosh, sniffs him BAH! Not flammable enough, but that's an easy fix! Cackles again)
(Me: LET THE CHAOS BEGIN! Maniacal laughter)

(Me: I'm starting to think Tiamat is the least chaotic of the bunch)
(Tiamat: I am only so well composed because I do not have emotion. I only act and react through logic. You see my point.)
(Me: All I'm saying is, you're no fun at all)
(Tiamat: And my feelings can't be hurt, because I have none.)
(Me: Ughhhh. Any of y'all wanna switch immortal beings?)

(Me: I really love them!)
(Grey: Picks up Vē'Êtherñøth Is it just me, or are you shorter than I remember?)
(Me: And now we see Grey's more interesting side come out, lmao! And no burning people!)

(Tiamat: Coming close to Grey to see Vē'Êtherñøth Hello Vē'Êtherñøth, I see you are feeling spry. It seems many immortals are sprouting from the earth recently.)
(Me: Fun, now you should probably put him down, before he burns all of us.)

(Me: Yeah, lol!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Giggling, skitters over to Tiamat Oooooooooh, another potentially flammable person? Sniffs Tiamat BAH! You smell more flammable than the Dumb Lizard Fuck over there! Scowls as their picked up Hey, no fair, you Pale Skinny Twig Shit! Trys to impale Grey)
(Me: GO GET 'EM, TIGER!)

(On’nyosh: Look at this guy! He’s fucking awesome! Come on, I know a few places and people that are quite flammable. Starts walking off)
(Me: Lmao! Typical On’nyosh, making strange friends)
(Me: Considering, I still think Tiamat is the perfect oddball. They are basically, at least to me, an enforcer of nature. So, that gives Tiamat an edge, and makes some interesting conflict with two immortal beings around)
(Me: Yes, I do a lot of overpowered/epic shit. You should meet Lucitius. He’s fucking overpowered, lol)

(Tiamat: As a being that represents nature, I'd say I am rather flammable. Not that being set on fire would be painful.)
(Me: … I wanna test that out)

(Me: Teleports away from Grey, shooting them a dirty look Let's goooooooo, Vē'Êtherñøth! Let's go burn some shit to the ground! Sets Tiamat on fire while they scamper away)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Yes, lets! Find me some alcohol while you're at it!)
(Me: Flammable substances are fine, as long as you don't set yourself on fire. Again.)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Already not paying attention Yeah, yeah, whatever…)

(Me: Lol, I love Vē'Êtherñøth already! Perfect addition to the campaign!)
(Grey: Startled Were they always able to do that?)
(Me: How would I know?)

(Me: You know, it’s funny how this has flipped. In the original rp, the Sorcerer hated On’nyosh, and the Chosen One liked him. Now, it’s the other way around, lol!)
(On’nyosh: Alcohol is my specialty. I know every tavern in the city. Quickly vanishes into a building and reappears with a bunch of stolen bottles of whiskey. Hands all but one to Vē'Êtherñøth. This one’s for me. Starts drinking it)
(Me: The boozer and his buddies, lol. This is going to be so damn funny and chaotic)

(Tiamat: Blank-faced while on fire, the fire shifting colors from blue to red to even purple and green This seems… unproductive. Again, I am not burning. Simply aflame.)
(Me: staring Wow… pretty colors…)
(Tiamat: I feel I should not be the voice of reason here, but you will get hurt if you touch me. Do whatever you like. Simply a warning.)
(Me: takes back hand I wasn't gonna)

(Me: It's also evident how high I am when I'm confusing me with my characters, lol! Also, really? That's hilarious, lmao! Watches Tiamat burn, touches them Ooh… that tickles!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Takes the bottle, chugs it Wow, that's some good shit! I like you, Snake Shit!)
(Me: You like anybody that boozes you up. What are you talking about?)

(Me: Wow… I like you!)
(Grey: Sighs, turns to Tiamat, extinguishes them I'm pretty sure you're done. I'm not letting some tiny ass lizard burn you before I can. )
(Me: Wow… just, wow…)

(Tiamat: You feeling beings are so odd about alcohol. How does a beverage make you feel a certain way?)
(Me: Sighing Tiamat, you wouldn't understand the effects of alcohol. It doesn't give feelings, it simply amplifies them… also is "feeling beings" gonna stick? Is that what you're calling us now?)
(Tiamat: Yes. It is what you always have been to me. Besides "ignorant")
(Me: Can you say one sentence without being so mean?)

(Grey: Gags Tiamat)
(Me: First, you gag On'nyosh. Then, Tiamat. Is this a kink of yours, or…?)
(Grey: Shut up.)
(Me: Also, what Dyonisis said.)

(Tiamat: Gag dissolves in it's mouth, looking at Grey I wasn't going to burn either way. I don't really care much if I am aflame or not. Also, a gag won't work on me.)
(Me: Psshh, okay edgelord)

(Me: EDGELORD GOES BRRRRRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
(Vē'Êtherñøth: Grins at the whole scene Ah, the lovely chaos! Wraps tail around On'nyosh's ankles, pulls him off his feet)
(Me: lol… I've already derailed the RP, and I've barely been here for long! I like that! IT'S A NEW RECORD, HELL YEAH!)