forum The King Welcomes You~ Revive (Group RP, Closed, Mature, DEAD)

Started November 06, 2021 by @Serpentess health_and_safety language

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(Fucking shit, lmao!)

Esmeralda is looking around in confusion, having no idea where she’s at. She spotted the others.

“I don’t know. Who took us? Why?”

---

“Esmeralda! Esmeralda, where are you? Love?”Marithen called.

---

On’nyosh looked around after trying several times to escape with the magic of his boots. He was still half-asleep, but was pissed about having his moment with Vē'Êtherñøth interrupted. He was also pissed about not having his hat with him.

“Fucking assholes!”he burst, clearly in the mood to hit something. Though, he was inwardly trying not to panic. His boots had never failed him before.

(Yep! Fun times are ahead of us, I suppose.)

Cass sighs and goes over to On'nyosh. "It's going to be okay."

Vocivus, meanwhile, is cackling. "Oh, Elders! I suppose this is the end for the infamous Voidmind."

Cass growls and whirls on Vocivus. "Shut it. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be here right now."

Vocivus cakles louder. "Oh, sure, blame it on me."

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Vē'Êtherñøth looks pissed as she's brought to the kitchens and is told that. "What the fuck?"

(Indeed. Let the chaos and drama begin, lol)
(And this is what happens when you piss off On’nyosh, particularly when he’s barely awake)

Marithen was leaning against the kitchen counter, looking rather pale when Vē'Êtherñøth was brought in.

“Esmeralda and Cassiel are gone. I don’t know who else was taken. Is there something, at all, that you can do?”he asked quietly, desperately.

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Esmeralda glared at Vocivus, unwilling to forgive him for his betrayal.

On’nyosh finally noticed the others and sighed at Cass, shaking his head. He listened to her interaction with Vocivus and snorted.

“If there is ever such a thing as a goddamn inconvenience, this is fucking it. I’m not even really fucking awake, and then…”On’nyosh paused to turn a sharp glare on Vocivus.

“…this motherfucking piece of shit has to be here! What the fuck did I tell King Fat Ass, huh? This son of a fucking donkey dick whore was a fucking sack of worthless shit! And… said sack of shit decided to try and drop me in a fucking black pit in the goddamn mountains. Nice try, you dumbshit motherfucker! I wonder, is it just that fucking easy to shove the Baron’s dick all the way down your fucking throat, huh? Because if so, then I’m sure you won’t mind losing your tonsils with mine!”

Esmeralda stared at On’nyosh in shock, caught completely off guard by his words, and particularly, his harsh tone. She had never seen him this way. His eyes completely lacked his typical mirth, instead showing utter rage.

(Well fuck! And Vocivus is about to get pissed himself.)

Vē'Êtherñøth growls. "If there was, I would have fucking done it by now, wouldn't I?"

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Vocivus's face turns blank like a slab of granite. He appears in front of On'nyosh, his features shifting and sliding. I WOULD NOT SUGGEST EVER SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN THE FUTURE IF YOU VALUE CASSIELS, VĒ'ÊTHERÑØTHS AND YOUR OWN LIFE.

Cass loks stunned by all of this, but quickly that confusion turns to rage. Her for turns blood red, and her crown reappears on her head, her eyes shifting to black pits. Her rapier reappears as well. She walks up to Vocivus. "Never threaten me, Vē'Êtherñøth or On'nyosh, you rotten piece of horse shit."

(Lol. He gets rather colorful, doesn’t he? [If you need me to tame it down at all, just let me know. Just being courteous])
(New page already? Holy shit, lol)

Marithen nodded, looking away. His hands shook slightly and he seemed on the edge of tears. He had no idea what to do.

“Um… is there any way to figure out who… took them?”he asked after a long moment, his voice barely audible.

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On’nyosh watched Vocivus, grinning wide and snickering mockingly at him. He didn’t notice Cass.

“What, sensitive? Can’t take a fucking joke because you’re being fucked up the ass so much? ‘Oh, Daddy Baron, don’t stop! Fuck my ass harder because I’m just a little bitch.’ Come on, Pissmaster, spit the fucking dick out your mouth and explain why, oh why, it belongs to the damn Baron!”On’nyosh snapped, breifly imitating Vocivus’ voice.

He was on a roll now. What little of a filter he had was completely gone, and On’nyosh was rather enjoying himself. No one ever said I wasn’t fucking crazy. ‘Mental laugh’.

Esmeralda stared in shock, beginning to back away. She then had a thought.

“Stop! Vocivus could help us escape this place!”Esmeralda said.

On’nyosh looked at her.

“Fuck off, Bitch Lady. Ol’ Pissmaster here can take it! He takes it all the fucking time! The question is, whether he can actually quit riding the Baron like a fucking horse long enough to answer me,”he snorted.

He turned back to Vocivus, snickering. His rapier appeared in his hand, the light blue blade contrasting Cassiel’s rapier.

“Oh, and that little fucking threat is such a goddamn bitch move, Pissmaster. You know how many fucking times I’ve been threatened like that? I stopped counting at fifty, and that’s just for this fucking year!”On’nyosh couldn’t resist adding.

(Yeah, he really does. [You're fine!])

Vē'Êtherñøth sighs and walks over to Marithen, wrapping him in a hug. "I'm sorry."

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The surrounding air turns brittle, and Vocivus walks over and lifts On'nosh into the air once more. Another gaping void opens up in the world, beneath them. Are you afraid of me now, jester? I can drop you into a pit from which your pitiful mortal form will never return, if you'd like.

Cassiel watches warily, not daring to risk On'nyosh's life.

Marithen shakily accepted the hug.

“It’s alright. How… how do we get them back? Who were those people?”he replied, his cracking voice barely audible.

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On’nyosh glared evilly at Vocivus, no fear in his eyes at all. He then deftly sheathed his rapier before giving a mocking laugh.

“What’s there to fear, you fucking son of an inbred horse? You want to come with me? I’m sure we’ll get real acquainted with each other while we fall ever deeper into your black asshole. And I wonder, if your asshole is already so big, how many dicks are fucking you at once, hmm? You just love taking it up the ass, don’t you, you fucking cocksucker?”he snarled.

Abruptly, On’nyosh tightly grabbed Vocivus’ arm with both hands and his foot snapped upward, hooking onto Vocivus’ shoulder. He then swung down and back, then up and forward, his leg and momentum propelling him over Vocivus in a roll.

On’nyosh landed on his feet and bounced, spinning around so that he faced Vocivus when he landed. He then laughed.

“And you forgot something, Shitmaster, I’m a fucking circus boy!”On’nyosh taunted.

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Esmeralda watched everything in shock. However, she found the perfect opportunity to intervene after On’nyosh flipped over Vocivus. She summoned two balls of scalding water, throwing one at On’nyosh and the other at Vocivus.

On’nyosh yelped as the water splashed into him, his scales turning a pale red wherever the water hit. He whirled around on Esmeralda.

“What the fuck, lady!”

“That is Your Majesty, you intolerable fool! Now, both of you stop, or I will throw you two in that pit myself! We have to find a way out here, alright? And as much as I hate both of you right now, you both are necessary! Am I understood?”Esmeralda snapped.

On’nyosh looked at Esmeralda, a bit surprised by her uncharacteristic outburst. He then glanced back at Vocivus.

“Does that mean I can still kill him when we’re out?”

“On’nyosh, I don’t care. While we’re in here, you two are at a truce! When we’re out, I don’t care, as long as you do it outside of any settlement in the kingdom. Now, will you just shut up and try to be more than a foul-mouthed idiot for once?”Esmeralda hissed.

“I may be foul-mouthed, but…”

“Shut up!”

“Alright, alright. Fuck, lady!”

Esmeralda glared at both On’nyosh and Vocivus.

(I’m don’t write a lot of acrobatics, so my apologies if it’s weird or whatever)

Vocivus snarls at On'nyosh, his grip loosening considerably. He looks bemused when the jester flips off of him, then sighs at Esmeralda. Petty magic will not harm me. He then turns to On'nyosh once more. Try me, Ÿlthûín.

Cass watches, then sighs. "For the love of all that is holy, please shut up On'nyosh and Vocivus."

---

She sighs. "I do not know how to get them back, and as to who or what those things were: they were deities of Chaos."

(You're good.)
(Ÿlthûín is a particularly foul word, because it is a racial slur and a derogatory term. A two-fer!)

(Oof, lol. And Nyffaen’Srin is in On’nyosh’s birth tongue, and roughly translates to ‘Ass-Sniffer’ or ‘Ass-Snorter’. It’s obviously an insult, but it can also be praise [If it wasn’t already obvious or mentioned, On’nyosh’s race has a very sensual/sexual culture, so yeah])

On’nyosh turned when Vocivus spoke and snorted, his eyebrow raised disdainfully. If Vocivus wanted to call him foul names in another language, then he would get the same treatment.

“Fuck off, Nyffaen’Srin.”

On’nyosh then turned to Cass.

“Give me a kiss and I’ll behave,”he said with a mischievous smirk, though it was muted by his clearly irritable mood.

A bolt of scalding water flew at On’nyosh, but he quickly dodged, looking at Esmeralda with an exasperated expression.

“Shut up, or I fill your mouth with hot water until your tongue goes numb!”Esmeralda snapped.

On’nyosh considered her words a moment, then chuckled.

“Never had that…”

Esmeralda raised her hand threateningly, water swirling around her fingers. On’nyosh rolled his eyes and sighed, raising a hand in surrender and not saying anything for a blissful two seconds.

“So, where the fuck do we start?”On’nyosh asked, looking pointedly at Esmeralda.

She groaned.

“How about we take a minute to look around? Maybe that would help,”she suggested, annoyed.

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Marithen shuddered at her words.

“Deities of Chaos? Is there anything we can do?”he asked, his barely audible voice desperate.

(Fair warning, I have no idea what to do for setting. I’m still a little lost regarding the situation with the four being taken)

(That's honestly amazing! [Yeah, I kinda figured it out before. Although, I assumed most of it was, you know, On'nyosh being On'nyosh!])
(And, uh, Vocivus, being an old entity, knows of On'nyosh's race and their language. He is by no means fluent, but he can at least understand an insult when he hears one.)

Vocivus snorts. Ass-sniffer? That is the best you could come up with?

Cass walks over, sheathes her rapier, whos sheathe had appeared at her side, and kisses On'nyosh firmly on the lips to shut him up. Vocivus watches with clear amusement on his face. He also listens to Esmeralda's advice and starts murmering a spell to help them out, grudgingly deciding that the only way they'd survive long enough to return to the mortal realm is by helping everyone.

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She nods. "Aye, there is, but you'll not like it, I can say that much."

(I'm pretty sure that I do know, lmao! At least, with regards to setting. You'll find out though.)

(Thank you! [Lmao! Yeah, On’nyosh is definitely perverted, but he got the foundation of that from being breifly raised in a sensual culture, along with his tendency to wander back home to observe the culture. Hell, most of his race are circus folk, belly dancers, and similar entertainers, lol!])
(Lmao!)

On’nyosh turned to Vocivus.

“You’re the one with the big ass asshole,”he couldn’t resist replying, grinning lewdly.

He then turned away just as Cass kissed him. His arms wrapped around her as he passionately kissed her back. It was honestly a relief for him to finally kiss Cass again, or anyone for that matter, and it also helped pull his brain out of the pit of drowsy irritability that it had been stuck in.

Esmeralda watched the three, rolling her eyes at the couple and nodding appreciatively at Vocivus for deciding to help. She could only hope they could actually escape.

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Marithen pulled back to look at Vē'Êtherñøth with concern and confusion.

“Do I dare ask?”

(Ooh, suspence, I love it! Evil grin)

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