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It didn't work
"That won't work," Hewalo said about the disintegrator ray.
"I have a physical form," Bill said, "it's funny how dumb you are."
"Think about it," Hewalo addressed Chelsea and Theo, "You have someone who previously tried to destroy the other two's entire universe on your team, and the other two are just naively trusting him. Don't you think that's a bit… strange? How do you know he's not lying to you?" Hewalo swirled a wine glass full of wine in his palm.

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"Well, everything's weird, and I definitely don't trust him," Chelsea says as she waves her knife in Vozreal's general direction, "But if anything, I know I don't want to trust you either. And for the record, I didn't really expect the ray to work, I just thought I might try the most logical weapon we had first. Experimentation is how you get success, eh? Also, I'm getting a little hungry. I'll be right back."
She jumps through another portal, then bounces immediately out.
"I got two. Here Theo, here's yours."
"Well, there goes my appetite for dinner. I'm not going to ask what flavor it is. It's probably molten lava or radioactive waste or something."
"Actually, yours is vanilla bean. Mine is almond and cicada."
"What?"
"It's a Malaysian specialty or something. Anyways, Cipher, what do you want again? World domination? Actually, wait. I should ask the most pressing questions first. Does anyone else want ice cream? I only have two hands, so I couldn't have gotten more at the time I initially went, but now I feel bad that I only got enough for myself and my brother. Jaundiced Illuminati, you want anything?"

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"I don't have a mouth," Bill said, "but Ice cream would be nice."
"Yes, please," everyone else said.
"I can give you anything you want, unlimited power, money, etc. I can make people stopping being an ass to you. All I ask is a price." Hewalo said.
"Don't trust him," Vozreal, of all people, said.
"Shut up, discount me," Bill Cipher said.
"Don't believe him!" Azrael said.

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"Haha, having all of my problems gone would be incredibly-"
"Chelsea, don't say it."
She finishes the remainder of her ice cream cone, then resumes.
"I was going to say lame. Besides, I'm a problem in and of myself! As much as I enjoy self-deprecating, I don't hate myself that much. And what would life be like with no problems? Boring, if you ask me. People being annoying gives me the opportunity to insult them like a petty child, or to chase them down with any one of various weapons, and it also opens up the option to not do that. Why would I want to give up that moral dilemma? Anyways, I'll go get more ice cream."
She pulls out a notebook. "Okay, so that would be Allison, Azrael, Vo… not going to say it, just in case, Dapper Nacho, and Gamer Boy. I'll be right back."
She jumps through the portal again, now with five ice cream cones that she was juggling.
"Hey Theo, put mechanical limbs on our list of things to do," she said, still juggling. "Brace yourselves for your incoming ice cream. 3, 2, 1."
The ice cream ends up in their respective owner's hands.
"I think it's magical or something, so it tastes like whatever flavor you want. Anyway, yeah, thanks for the offer. Actually, I have one question for the Pyramids of Weirdness - could you make yourself disappear along with the other guy for a price of free, no strings attached? Just kidding, I'm not taking any chances."

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"Whatever. I'll be back," Hewalo said.
"We'll be watching you," Bill said.
They left from where they came.
"Well, wasn't that a waste of time?" Allison said.
"Yeah, that was weird." Azrael commented.
"What if that was the point?" Vozreal added, "to waste our time so we couldn't finish our task?"

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"Hey Theo, I guess being super annoying does have some merits. I think we just irritated them into leaving."
"Or maybe they just wanted to scope us out and give us a taste of trouble."
"Who knows? You can't trust those sketchy triangles. They could be interdimensional demons, or even worse, coffee-flavored Doritos."
"If those exist, then I might as well give up on life."
"Well, they're gone now. Let's zip the rest of these puppies up so Theo and I can get home on time."

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"Lets go," Azrael said, and they went to the next universe, R-57, the recersed Gender universe.

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Everyone there was the opposite gender that they were back on earth in universe A-11. If you were male on A-11, you're female on R-57, and vice versa. if you were intersex, you stay the same. Trans people want to be the opposite gender they wanted to be on A-11.

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"Hey Theo, you look like me! Except you're taller than I am. Wait, would I call you Thea because you're a girl now?"
"And you look like me. I don't know about the names, though."
"Huh. This is weird. Whatever, I'm sure the name thing isn't that important."

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"I HAVE BOOBS!" Vozreal yelled when he looked down at his chest.
"Really, Vozreal? Of all the things to comment about, that's the thing you decide to comment about?" Azrael sighed.
"What? it's not everyday you gain boobs."
"Yeah, I guess you're right, if only because I have boobs every day!" Azrael said sarcastically.
"Oh, right."
"Let's not get distracted by boobs, or lack of them, and get this shit done!" Allison added.
"Okay," Azrael said.

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"Yeah," Azrael said. She did the same thing she did for the other two.
"Hey, I keep hearing a dinging sound in my ear," Allison said.
"It's probably nothing."

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"I mean, not a medical professional, but it could be tinnitus or auditory hallucinations or something."
"Or maybe it's real, and the rest of us just have hearing issues."

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"Dimension Y-19, it's obvious whY it's different when you enter," Azrael said as sh opened another portal.

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They went through it. And they were in America. But it was different. It the distance, was a flagpole. It showed the Nazi flag instead of the American Flag.
"Yep, this is the Nazi universe," Azrael said.

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"One of many in the Y miniature multiverse. Each mini multiverse is assigned its own letter, based on what's different. This universe is named Y-19, because WHY did this happened? All Y universes have one thing in common: The Nazis won in each one. There's only 20 Y universes in the multi-mutltiverse.," Azrael finished.

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"Okay, major yikes. That's pretty… yikes."
"I refuse to believe there is any other way to describe such a reality."
"Yeah, this is a little unsettling… let's try and do this as quickly and painlessly as possible."

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They walked around as silently as possible, but unfortunately got stopped. The Gestapo (Nazi police) tackled Azrael and pinned her to the ground.
"Scarlet Reaper, you are under arrest for various crimes against Nazi America. And your companions are also under arrest for habouring a known criminal!" The Gestapo shouted.
"Why are they arresting you? And why did they call you 'Scarlet'?" Allison asked.
"I did… Some things to make me a criminal here," Azrael said, "and I go by my daughter's name here."

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"Theo, I think it's time to pull out the big guns. Literally."
Chelsea takes her anti-gravity gun off of her hip.
"Quick explanation to how this works. Whoever gets shot, starts floating, until I shoot them again."
She shoots the officers, who rapidly ascend and are still clinging to Azrael.
"Azrael, drop down before they float off into the stratosphere!"

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"Nice try," said the Gestapo, as one of them pulled a laser gun and shot Chelsea in the hand and knocked the anti gravity gun out of her hand. Then they also pulled out an anti gravity gun and shot themselves so they wouldn't float away.
The Gestapo threw all of them in Nazi jail, but separated Azrael from everyone else.
"Its funny how dumb you are," said a Nazi prison guard.

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"This is fuckin' dumb," said Vozreal. He was pacing around the cell.
"Any ideas on how to free Azrael? And no deus ex machina shit!" Allison said.
Vozreal knocked on the walls.
"This walls are portal-proof, meaning that you can't make any type of portal on it."
"Good to know."

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Meanwhile, Azrael was tied up in a chair, unable to get out. A Nazi prison chair walked up to her, and put her in handcuffs.
"The Godmother will see you now," they said.
" really? You brought here all the way here? Just for me? How sweet," Azrael said.
"Get up." They stood Azrael up on her feet.

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They led Azrael out of the cell and locked the door.
"Okay, they're gone. Theo, have you finished your assessment scanning the wall material?"
"Yes. The walls are constructed out of something that I don't think has been invented for us yet. The material appears to be rich in carbon nanotubes, like diamond and graphite. I've tried chipping away at it with a chisel, but it's taken me the entire time to get a palmful of dust from the wall, so I don't think that's our best bet out. We could also manipulate the temperature and pressure of the room to make the carbon disintegrate, but that would also likely destroy us too, so I don't think that's a good idea."
He slips the bit of carbon dust into a test tube, seals and labels it, then puts it into his bag.
Theo rubs his chin with his knuckles. "One of you said the walls are portal-proof. But are the floors and ceiling portal-proof?"
Inspecting the door, Chelsea replies, "I'd bet 10 bucks they did portal proof the floors. But we can't leave, we need to get Azrael back."
She pulls out a case filled with odd-looking tools, and starts fiddling with the old, silvery lock on the door.
She mutters, "Hmm… looks like they haven't replaced the locks since this dimension's equivalent of the sixties. This shouldn't be a problem."
She pulls out a slim metal beam and a small hook, and mutters, "Click out of one, two is binding, nothing out of three, four is binding… back to the beginning… click out of two, and-"
click
The door slips open, and Chelsea ducks her head out, scanning the surroundings.
"The coast is clear but I think it would be better if we waited until the guards came back to escape. That way, we could make sure that they're stuck in here while we attempt to impersonate them using their uniforms, or something. Meanwhile, I could do some research on this dimension's Nazis and things that we should know if we want to survive impersonating them."
She pulls out a laptop, and starts typing. Theo sits next to her.
"Hey guys, do you know who the Godmother is?"