forum Revolutionary War Roleplay! [CLOSED]

Started December 04, 2018 by @KalamariCakes

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"Lemme– lemme cool down!" He demanded like a toddler. He became surprisingly annoying when drunk.

"How am I supposed to do that?" he asked, raising an eyebrow despite his evident nerves.

"Lemme offfffff.." He pleaded in a long whine.

"We're almost home…" George muttered. "Come on, just a bit longer."

Bailey started to worm his way from George's hold, irritating his poor horse in the process, who huffed at its owner with frustration.

"Hey, hey, calm down," George hastened to say. "Um—here, I'll make you a deal."

"What?" He breathed in a huff.

"Stay on the horse and be good until we get home. Then—Um, you can have any reward you want."

"I'm going… To have a heat stroke," he gasped in retort.

"Come on…." he persisted, leaning back a little.

"Fiiine.." He relented drunkenly, sucking in a few deep breaths of frigid air.

"Thank you," George mumbled, leading the horse away from the cobbled main road.

Bailey sighed softly, and leaned down against the neck of his horse.

(was that your idea?)

Stifling a yawn, George glanced down at the other man. "Remind me, how much did you have to drink?"

Nah xD )

"Na'mush.." He replied in a mumble.

(oof sorry)

"Try again," George muttered.

XD! I could make the horse rear back and throw them off )

He looked around as if it took thought. "Some..?"

(lol yess
That way Bailey would fall on top of George, would he not?)

"One more guess…"

O o o o he w o u l d )

"A lot?" He smiled sheepishly.

(XD)

"There we go…" George sighed. "You need to learn more self control, Bailey.."

"Self control…" He sighed, "Can suck my ass,"

George was deeply ashamed by the thoughts that immediately rose to mind.
"Right…."

Bailey lifted his head, accidentally pulled his horse's hair on his way up. Just from worn patience, the horse leapt up on its back feet and threw the two men off.

George landed on his back, hard, letting out a tiny sound of pain. A second later, he felt the weight of Bailey's body crash down on top of him.

"Ohhhhhhhh…" Bailey groaned after toppling onto George, "Equine bastard.." He cursed in a long slur.