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Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

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no it doesnt work like that. it is special fog. europian fog which means serbian magic cant clear it. and someone is coming through the fog. its…..

LEE HARVEY OSWALD!

dug grabs his NSV machine gun and uses it to execute lee harvey oswald.

lee harvey oswald dies “phew but i have a feeling thats not the last well be seeing of him”

“yeah honestly if lee harvey oswald can live into ceveral centuries into the future im pretty sure thats europeean devil magic or something” i explain

then i step onto a mine and explode into a million pieces

“holy shit” i realize “its a mine field”

“be careful dug as you are very vaulable to this effort and we cant have you dying”

“oh you thought i died did you” i say exiting from a portal
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“”

i exit from another portal “so you thought i died did you”
“ well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“i think i realize what is happening here” dug says

“so you thought i died” i leave the portal
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“Were stuck in a time loop” i said

“we have to break the loop”

“thought i died huh”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“no we dont we need to let nature take its coirse”

i leave the portal “thot i dided”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“i dont think this will lead to the good ending but whatefer your right.” dug says pulling out a chair and sitting in it.

“thooought i died mate” i leave
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“actually u know what we need to stop this before he turns british. if you mess with time and space too often you turn into a british person, thats the punoshment” i use my brain to think of a plan “quick dug use your buff arms to knock him away from the mine when he next appearas”

“its chewsday innit”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“does this mean all britsh were serbains at one point” dug asks then uses his powerful arms to oush the serbian away from the mine when he leaves the porral

“wot”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i fling 300 miles away over the mountains as dug catapults me away

“that was close. now lefs go meet up with him.” fug says

“yes lets go” i fly to the air using albajian powers and go over the mountains