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“girl did you hear me? im a serbian the strongest creature to ever exist. you cant.”
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“not a girl im Albanian theres a DIFFERENCE. are you daft. no wonder you serbains went extinct. also no i never miss a shot” i load my rifle and shoot it
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“girl did you hear me? im a serbian the strongest creature to ever exist. you cant.”
“your a serb? i thot you were boobnian so what does that make me”
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i used my albanian powers to predict the future and realize my misstke. because of the intoxicating air of the swamp we were slowly beiginning to lose our mind. ihad to do somethint.
“your dead” the bullet spins around and hits hjm
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“ouch” brain splatters all over the tree and i fall over dead
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“holy shit” dug says “the holy tree has been tainted”
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i revivr myself using special serbian magic “hehe so you thought i eas dead ihh”
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i whoot him again “shut up”
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i deflect the bullet “looks like you missed”
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“my god”
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“no thats impossible” i say then add “i had another weapon that wont miss…………words”
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“what are you gonna do lol”
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“Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up”
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“OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH”
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“thats the nicest thing a creature has ever said to me”
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“oh it actually missed well uh” i say “thats all of my plans. What do we do notw”
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“you have no choice but to bring me with you because of forced plot progession. also lets get out of this swamp i think i just saw lee harvey oswald over there”
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“well okay” i said “wait what do you mean lee harvey oswald is in the swamp with us”
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“lee harvey oswald is the apex predator in these swamps. but yes lets get going” dug says, scooping up the albanian and the unseen serbian in his arms and taking them away
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“wait so its not just the swamp air playing with my mind”
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“no”
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the group arrives at the mountains
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“wow it sure is foggy out here”
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“it was very foggy in the swamp too”
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the weather is now cleared because of my serbian magic powers i use to instantly clear away the fog