forum "I have a tendency to forget dumb shit." "Do you also have a tendency to forget the law?" "Yeah, like I said, dumb shit." (OxO)
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"Remember Friday? We didn't even drink until we couldn't remember anything, and we ended up sleeping through two days." Jo snorts.

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"On Friday night, yeah. And we can barely remember that. Even if we do anything, it'll be worse: neither of us will know for a good, long while. Or at least, until we wake up again."

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Jo snorts.

"And I have no intentions of sleeping with you tonight. Even if I did, I always carry protections of some flavor."

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"Two things, actually. Birth control from when my wife was still alive, and a condom." Jo says casually.

"Birth control for any ladies I come across that want to get dick, and a condom for myself."

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Jo shrugs.

"I never saw the need. She's been dead for a few years now, so. And she gave me her blessing to start dating when I felt ready, after she died."

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Jo nods.

"One of the kindest, most beautiful women I've ever met. She never cared that I was wanted in most of the countries in the world, as long as I never pushed her away or left her. And I never did. Because I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I did leave her. And when she died, well. . ."

They laugh darkly. "You know the genocides in South India a while ago?"

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Jo freezes, then chuckles distractedly.

"Yeah, that's right. . . I keep forgetting I've only known you for a handful of years. But there was a series of killings in South India; a lot of knife wounds, a lot of people beaten to death."

They pause for a moment, slightly embarrassed. "That was me, actually."

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Jo laughs softly.

"Well, see. . . it isn't. These were all in broad daylight, crowds of people around me. I tend to try to be a little discreet, you know."

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"She was shot in a hit-and-run. I got her to a hospital, but two hours later, she was dead." Jo says, voice trembling.

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Jo waves it off gently.

"It's fine, I suppose. It was years ago, after all."

They look around, and then take a left turn.