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Evan watched this happen with silent interest,and then he stood up as he finished his food. "Darius,would you be so kind as to show me where my living quarters will be for this week?"

Marius observed Evan silently for a few seconds, considering. Fine. Follow me. He got to his feet and started walking off. He found himself nearing his own room, but shook his head ever so slightly and turned to the left to lead Evan to a room just a few rooms down from his own.

Evan hoisted his knapsack and his bags which he grabbed from the front door,and smiled,setting up his things. "Thank you kindly Prince Marius." He bowed deeply. "Oh and keep the blanket, as a token of appreciation." He winked. Evan smelled of cider and ink pens and paper,with a hint of perfume and a bit of scotch.

(Darius isn't his name lol)
Mhmm. Whatever. Marius turned and retreated to his own room, where he curled up on his bed with a soft sigh. What's wrong with me…? He held the blanket close to his chest and breathed in its scent, trying to ignore the fact that he was even doing it.

(But
But that's not his name lmao)

"Rude." Evan muttered under his breath as he finished unpacking. Suddenly Evelyn knocked at Evans door. "Heeey wanna pull a prank on Prince Prick?" "Hell yeah I do." "Okay he hates spiders so we need a spring loaded spider trap right at his door,set off by him opening it." "Hmm…I've got it. We just need a reason for him to open the door." "Just wait for him to do it naturally,like to use the bathroom?" (I hate using the modern word for bathroom in a rennassiance rp but I can't remember the original word)

It took a good long while for Marius to be willing to leave his room again, but after a couple of hours, he finally opened his door. As soon as the fake spider jumped out at him, he jumped and froze up, his tail puffing up with fear. It only took a few seconds for him to realize it was fake, at which point he was pissed. EVELYN! I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

Evelyn wasn't even at the castle,she had gotten permission right after she heard him scream and laughed with Evan, to travel with him into town. The Queen saw this as a great opportunity to make her Emo Son come out of his Cave and show Evan around town because Evelyn would probably wander into a bar as soon as possible. (I know a bit of character control but it sounds like something she'd do)

(She's technically an NPC so you can do what you want with her lol)
Marius was obviously incredibly pissed about the whole situation, but considering he wasn't king yet, he was sort of obliged to do what the queen told him to do. He huffed as he followed the twins into town to mingle with the commoners, which obviously disgusted him. I just want it to be known that I fucking despise both of you.

Evelyn laughed. "We have you too! Oh look my friends I haven't seen in forever! By love birds." She walked right into a bar,as suspected. Evan shrugged. "Pay back for being so rude earlier. I've been nothing but kind to you. If you treat me like an ass I will treat you one right back…ooh the market." Evan out of habit grabbed Marius's hand, and lead him down to the town square to look at the wares. (I FIGURED OUT THE WORD IT'S LAVATORY!)

(Lmao)
Let go of me! You can't exactly expect me to be a ray of sunshine to someone I literally just met, you know. I'm not a ray of sunshine ever. Marius tried to pull his hand away from Evan, but the other was strong enough and tall enough to drag him along without much difficulty. He huffed indignantly and resigned himself to his fate.

Evan let go of Marius as he saw someone selling birds,ignoring Fun Sized Bottle of Attitude, and began to look at them, talking to them,already lost in the city.

Marius stuck close to Evan only because he wasn't used to being in the market and wasn't keen on getting lost amongst the peasants. Can we go back now? This place is disgusting.

Evans brain was too filled with other much louder thoughts,and so he didn't really hear the man next to him. "Ooh POTIONS!" And he grabbed Marius's collar and dragged him over, let go, and immediately began to look amongst the bottles.

Ow! Will you stop doing that?! Marius rubbed at his neck as soon as Evan released him, wincing a bit. I could have you beheaded for this, you know. You better watch what you're fucking doing because you and your sister are not my favorite people today.

Evan rolled his eyes. "Evelyn isn't your favorite person on any day,and at least I'm bothering to bring you along. Ooh Kindness. You could use this spell your highness." He said this in teasing tones,then set down the vile. "Here we'll make a deal. If you show me the library,then we can do whatever you want together, if you so wish to be together,when we get back to the castle. If not then me and my sister will leave you alone for the rest of the night. You're choice of what you do."

I didn't want to come here to begin with! It isn't exactly a 'privilege' to be here, you know. And you can't blackmail me. That's illegal. Marius huffed a bit and crossed his arms, his tail swaying behind him a bit as he followed Evan. I will aid you to the library and then you are not to disturb me again.

"I'm not black mailing you. I'd never do that. Relax sire,enjoy the town a bit. It really is quite the pretty city." His eyes glittered in the sun as he spoke, keeping a light hold on Marius's pinkie finger so his long strides didn't get Marius lost in the seas of people.

Marius trailed closely after Evan with a soft sigh. All of the villagers were considerably taller than he was, so he felt pretty claustrophobic. He couldn't see anything at all and he needed to hold onto Evan or he would wind up lost amongst the crowd. How much longer…?

"Lead the way to the library then Prince. I'm going to stay in the market after we go there,since I need some more parchment paper and pencils." (I keep making romantic phrases of description and I also forget Prince Prick is too short to notice and to much of a prick to comment anything.)