Oh. My. God. There is a 5-step in depth article on how to make tea on wikihow(of course). The Q&A's under it are even better. Here's a sample of some questions:
How can I enjoy my tea without burning my tongue? (You wait, idiot)
Is my tea just supposed to taste like something watered-down and gross? Or is that how it's supposed to taste. How do I fix that? (I am… offended by this question, personally.)
How much water do I need to make tea? (As much as you're gonna drink…?)
Oh. My. God. There is a 5-step in depth article on how to make tea on wikihow(of course). The Q&A's under it are even better. Here's a sample of some questions:
How can I enjoy my tea without burning my tongue? (You wait, idiot)
Is my tea just supposed to taste like something watered-down and gross? Or is that how it's supposed to taste. How do I fix that? (I am… offended by this question, personally.)
How much water do I need to make tea? (As much as you're gonna drink…?)
(Can I have the link? I need something to brighten my day…. (AKA Laughing at idiots on the internet)
There was some thirty year old man that wanted to know if he needed supervision from someone who had more tea making experience I'm gonna cry
XD "Do I refrigerate leftover tea?"
Omg coming back to see all of this in the chat is freaking priceless
Curls up in corner happily
fucking excellent content
Took me awhile to download. But here is footage of me making tea
Oh honey.
Shives you just made a soothing cup of tea and then threw like a cup of sugar in. The sugar is gonna cut your voice. Y-you went to all that trouble. sighs and facepalms
Just saying it was great tea though
I’m sure the tea was lovely. For your throat even if you aren’t coughing try taking honey&lemon cough drops. If you don’t wanna drink tea all day just drink water with some lemon in it(NOT LEMONADE). Try talking quieter or not at all to let it heal. Theater and choir kid here trying to save your voice.
Oh and try to cut down on sugar and anything with milk in it for the time being. This has been a PSA.
Yeah. When sick I don't drink milk at all. But yeah pure sugar should have been cut down on
Mom I just told you I hate cough drops and no matter the flavor they all taste the same to me. Why do you then suggest getting one of the fruit flavor ones? You better not come home with cough drops.
I- I looked at the first time you poured a waterfall of sugar into your drink. Then the second time. I thought- I thought you were done. bUT THEN you added sugar two more times. The tea was dangerously close to spilling…
tHEn YOU ADDED HONEY. Like a downpour of it.
But alas, honey is something I will not judge you for. I will, however - clears throat - judge for that vigorous mixing. It was miraculous that you had that strength and basically started a hurricane in your kitchen. Such professionalism.
So I actually did add too much water in the beginning. Then after adding some of the stuff you see that all the liquid is literally on the edge then suddenly it is lower. That is because I had to pour some in the sink (it was too hot to drink) also I did spill. I spilled the tea twice. While pouring in the water at first I completely missed the cup.
I hate myself for reading that one line 'spilled the tea twice' in a different tone in my head.
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I just walked around town wearing a prom dress and a chicken head
And I regret nothing.
I hate myself for reading that one line 'spilled the tea twice' in a different tone in my head.
Omfg okay Alex calm the fuck down it wasn't that funny I'm not at all laughing like crazy again over here why do you think that wow I'm tired
And Shives. Wow. That was a lot of sugar. Just sayin'.
Shives I totally agree cough drops are nasty but you gotta do what you gotta do. During hell week I went through a bag.
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I just walked around town wearing a prom dress and a chicken head
And I regret nothing.
YES why though
I saw no reason as to why not.
Also.
I was advertising.
Also.
It was fun.
Also.
I made the FedEx guy laugh and I'm proud of myself.
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