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@Trix

Oh. My. God. There is a 5-step in depth article on how to make tea on wikihow(of course). The Q&A's under it are even better. Here's a sample of some questions:
How can I enjoy my tea without burning my tongue? (You wait, idiot)
Is my tea just supposed to taste like something watered-down and gross? Or is that how it's supposed to taste. How do I fix that? (I am… offended by this question, personally.)
How much water do I need to make tea? (As much as you're gonna drink…?)

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Oh. My. God. There is a 5-step in depth article on how to make tea on wikihow(of course). The Q&A's under it are even better. Here's a sample of some questions:
How can I enjoy my tea without burning my tongue? (You wait, idiot)
Is my tea just supposed to taste like something watered-down and gross? Or is that how it's supposed to taste. How do I fix that? (I am… offended by this question, personally.)
How much water do I need to make tea? (As much as you're gonna drink…?)

(Can I have the link? I need something to brighten my day…. (AKA Laughing at idiots on the internet)

@Pickles group

There was some thirty year old man that wanted to know if he needed supervision from someone who had more tea making experience I'm gonna cry

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Omg coming back to see all of this in the chat is freaking priceless

@GameMaster group

Oh honey.

Shives you just made a soothing cup of tea and then threw like a cup of sugar in. The sugar is gonna cut your voice. Y-you went to all that trouble. sighs and facepalms

@GameMaster group

I’m sure the tea was lovely. For your throat even if you aren’t coughing try taking honey&lemon cough drops. If you don’t wanna drink tea all day just drink water with some lemon in it(NOT LEMONADE). Try talking quieter or not at all to let it heal. Theater and choir kid here trying to save your voice.

@Knight-Shives group

Mom I just told you I hate cough drops and no matter the flavor they all taste the same to me. Why do you then suggest getting one of the fruit flavor ones? You better not come home with cough drops.

@Trix

I- I looked at the first time you poured a waterfall of sugar into your drink. Then the second time. I thought- I thought you were done. bUT THEN you added sugar two more times. The tea was dangerously close to spilling…

tHEn YOU ADDED HONEY. Like a downpour of it.

But alas, honey is something I will not judge you for. I will, however - clears throat - judge for that vigorous mixing. It was miraculous that you had that strength and basically started a hurricane in your kitchen. Such professionalism.

@Knight-Shives group

So I actually did add too much water in the beginning. Then after adding some of the stuff you see that all the liquid is literally on the edge then suddenly it is lower. That is because I had to pour some in the sink (it was too hot to drink) also I did spill. I spilled the tea twice. While pouring in the water at first I completely missed the cup.

@Trix

I hate myself for reading that one line 'spilled the tea twice' in a different tone in my head.

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I hate myself for reading that one line 'spilled the tea twice' in a different tone in my head.

Omfg okay Alex calm the fuck down it wasn't that funny I'm not at all laughing like crazy again over here why do you think that wow I'm tired

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And Shives. Wow. That was a lot of sugar. Just sayin'.

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I
I just walked around town wearing a prom dress and a chicken head
And I regret nothing.

YES why though

@Simon-Says

I
I just walked around town wearing a prom dress and a chicken head
And I regret nothing.

YES why though

I saw no reason as to why not.
Also.
I was advertising.
Also.
It was fun.
Also.
I made the FedEx guy laugh and I'm proud of myself.

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