forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

tune

Verily, I hast one word for thou: platypus.

That'll do
Mercy buckets
No, platypus is a common word among small children.
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Now J has to paint a picture of skulduggery

Oooooo

Which one is J? The most sane one?

I wonder what she'll come up with
Yep. The sane one. Except for if you suggest a Nerf war. Then A is the most sane and J is the least sane.

Me too.
Lol, she turns into a demon child.

A demon child with war paint on her face
Before Danny clarified, R thought you throw the guns and not shoot them.
Then she severely dented the wall and that put an end to it

Indeed.
I- no. That is not how you do a Nerf war. Never.

silently listening to the sibling stories

The hours of bliss are over
The small demons have returned

Ah. Tell Danny I didn't miss him in the slightest.

The message has been relayed. He asked if you were sure you didn't mean me. I whacked him on the head.
A is disappointed there's no comment for him.

I don't really care about A right now. My conflict is with Danny. Actually, ask him to help me.
No, I didn't mean you. Give him a solid whack from me.

He said he will only help you if you promise to call him Awesome Ruler Of All from now on and only if he wants to help
I gave him many solid whacks.

I shake my head No can do, pipsqueak.
Thank you.

I have to tell yall something. I have a 68% chance of survival!

Ooh, that's fun! And also good! Better than 58%!

My sister is listening to this one song on repeat, very loudly. One of the lyrics says "But the Lion has arose," and all I can think about is THAT'S BAD GRAMMAR

raises hand LION? Brandon Lake? Yes?

That's impressive.
Yep! You forgot Chris Brown tho

J and A were obsessed with it last month.
He's already part of Elevation though. It's Elevation f. Brandon lake, obviously Chris Brown's in it.

I see I'm talking to one knowledgeable on such matters.

Ladies, gentlemen and various assorted beings, tomorrow is That Time Of Year again.

The time of year when all the poor, unsuspecting little fifth-graders are thrust into the [allegedly] haunted mill around which our whole village revolves. They're regaled with the Tale of Poor Dead Anne and then get to see the [also alleged] murder machines. They are very murder-y though.
I'm calling it, A's gonna be the kid who asks if the rust stains are blood.

Huh. Interesting. "Unsuspecting fifth-graders". Amazing.

Yup.
It's fun.