forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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That's perfect.
We almost left Egypt with seven kittens. My dad found them though. So we couldn't

He doesn't understand expressions
Or English
Only a language that's growing in popularity worldwide: Annoying Sibling

Lol.
I love that. Too bad.

Nobody understands English, hun.
Lol, that is true.

I left for ten minutes to go on a walk.
In that time, Danny ransacked my room looking for a book only to find it under his bed.

Every. Single. Time. You leave, your siblings end up doing dumb shit.

Exactly.
Thankfully, Danny and A will be gone tomorrow.

Tell Danny I said he can set himself on fire while he's gone. So that me and you never have to deal with him again.

Hah. I did. I don't think Danny likes not being able to insult you to your face. He can't actually throw things at you. Or punch you. Or sic R on you.
A asked if you're going to do it like he did. I would like to point out that he didn't set Danny on fire, but himself. And not himself, but his mitten. While he was wearing it. He stuck it in the fire.

I wouldn't either. But hey, jokes on him!
No, I would douse him in lighter fluid and then light him.

A just suggested to stick Danny in a giant mitten and stick it in the fire.

On an unrelated note, Danny went fishing [again] and hook a duck INSIDE the beak. He got attacked by the duck's mate. He tried dragging the duck home before realizing he could get someone else to hold the rod or just ask for something to cut the line.

That would make him die of heatstroke first. I want him to die from burning.

Huh. So he's made a grave mistake.

Yep.

The poor duck has been released. Danny will now have enemies every time he goes fishing.
To be fair [to the duck, not Danny] he was using CORN as bait for fish. I mean, yes, rock bass will eat that, but SO WILL DUCKS
He's lucky the geese have left, otherwise he might have hooked done of those. And he'd be a lot more hurt than just a couple small scratches and a bruise on his cheek.
My dad thought he got into a fight, and wouldn't believe Danny when he said he fought a duck.

He already had enemies every time he went fishing. (You. And the fish.)
Yeah. Stupid children. The duck was smarter than him.
I would love for him to get goosed.
The duck obviously won.

Yes, but I don't go fishing with or near Danny, and the fish are stupid. I know for a fact that Danny's caught the exact same fish six times in a row.
It's not exactly that hard to be smarter than Danny, though. Better at art is a different story.
I would too, but the geese have apparently decided that the snow has melted for good [spoiler alert: it's not and we're due for one last snowstorm] and left
Clearly.

Yeah. I know. I think he left partly bc of you and your condition.

What no?!?! I only left cause I felt it was the right thing to do 💀

Ello

👋 I'll still be on here popping in and out

Yes, but I don't go fishing with or near Danny, and the fish are stupid. I know for a fact that Danny's caught the exact same fish six times in a row.
It's not exactly that hard to be smarter than Danny, though. Better at art is a different story.
I would too, but the geese have apparently decided that the snow has melted for good [spoiler alert: it's not and we're due for one last snowstorm] and left
Clearly.

That's fair.
Indeed, it isn't.
That's geese for ya.

👋 I'll still be on here popping in and out

Okay.

THE POOR DUCK

THE POOR DUCK

Who are you?

nvm, I'm stupid, I forgot that's Lucy T^T

You're not stupid, it's just been a bit, dear.

It's amazing what a difference in volume there is when you kick two kids out
So quiet now

I need a random, seldom used word

Skulduggery