forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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And OOF

Is bre-ad.
Lol, "timey wimey" reminded me of Dr. Who.

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I have brought a small child into le chat. The child is about an inch or two shorter than me, much more annoying and has two missing front teeth, so he looks like a demented beaver when he smiles. He has come to ask Sam some questions
He apparently saw fit to read some previous stuff too
Danny: Wait, your name is Sam?
Danny: Sam G. or Sam R?
Danny: WAIT YOU'RE IN THE STATES?!
Danny: Hahah! does a wiggly dance You can't burn me! You can't burn me!
Danny: shaking his head mournfully My own (ugly) sister is part of a foreign conspiracy!
I point out that he is too with our Indonesian cousins. He wants revenge for the waterfall fall
Danny: Yes, but that's for the good of humanity.
I snort This is too.

The small child has left the chat

Yep.
Neither. Sam S.
Mm-hmmm.
I smirk Wanna bet, small child?
I laugh Good! Maybe she has connections in Italy too.
I nod and agree with you
I chuckle Denny's right, so is this.

Btw, Danny is now Sour Celery. S.C. for short. Tell him I said that.

Of all the vegetables, you picked the one he actually likes.
I actually do have connections in Italy, haha. Friends that he's never met.
I told him and he yelled back. Called you a pig in Bahasa [Indonesian language].
R wanted to know who he was talking to, and now she wanted to say hi.

Hi!

There.

May I ask what pig is in Bahasa?
Also, is there a place you DON'T have friends or family?

It's babi.

Switzerland, Norway, Iceland, Greenland, Brazil, Australia, Zanzibar [it doesn't exist anymore but figured I could still list it], Lebanon, India, England, Scotland, Ireland, many places.

Every country except for Germany, Italy, Egypt, Syria, China, Indonesia, Canada and the US. Oh, and Japan and France.

Zanzibar…?

That's still a LOT of countries.

Hello, I'm bored and lonely 👾

🥲

Of all the vegetables, you picked the one he actually likes.
I actually do have connections in Italy, haha. Friends that he's never met.
I told him and he yelled back. Called you a pig in Bahasa [Indonesian language].
R wanted to know who he was talking to, and now she wanted to say hi.

Hi!

There.

I snort Now he's Carrots.
I- huh. I'm a little scared now.
I tilt my head Okay, if we're doing insults in other languages, you should know I'll get creative.
Hello, R!

I think Danny TRIED to call you something else in Arabic this time, but he said something along the lines of "goats taste good". Or a series of random syllables in Bahasa.

Creative is fun.

Also, R is the one who thought Rome was a planet. She also announced yesterday that she feels sorry for the people in Australia. Because "it must be hard to walk on your hands all day long!"
She's been to Bali, which is roughly 5, 000 km away, and she didn't have to walk on her hands.
Sometimes I really wonder about my siblings.

Also, we're all home sick, and I don't think R understands the concept of screens. She tried to show you her stuffed rabbit.
J says anyone who can make Danny so annoyed and frustrated has gotta be cool.
A threw a cracker either at you or me.

I think Danny TRIED to call you something else in Arabic this time, but he said something along the lines of "goats taste good". Or a series of random syllables in Bahasa.

Creative is fun.

Also, R is the one who thought Rome was a planet. She also announced yesterday that she feels sorry for the people in Australia. Because "it must be hard to walk on your hands all day long!"
She's been to Bali, which is roughly 5, 000 km away, and she didn't have to walk on her hands.
Sometimes I really wonder about my siblings.

Also, we're all home sick, and I don't think R understands the concept of screens. She tried to show you her stuffed rabbit.
J says anyone who can make Danny so annoyed and frustrated has gotta be cool.
A threw a cracker either at you or me.

Hmph. Serves him right. Tell him I said "Tha do cheann suas do asal. Thoir a-mach e gus an cuir mi mo chas ann." (In Scottish Gaelic this means "You have your head up your ass. Get it out so I can plant my foot in there." Not very creative yet. But you gotta start somewhere.)

Mm-hmmm. I'm tired though. Creativity requires being awake.

Oh. I shake my head Can I reach through the screen and shake that child? Because I really, really want to rattle some sense into her.

Probably doesn't. How young is she?
Tell J I said "Hello". I like them already.
Missed me! I stick my tongue out

I have no idea how to pronounce that, but okay
I woke up when A ran in yelling at the top of his lungs at four in the morning that he PUKED can you BELIEVE IT

You can't, but I can.

She's 8. Except she's got Danny feeding her factually incorrect stuff and driving us crazy when she won't believe us because oF COURSE, she believes Danny over a million different proven things and personal experiences
J is perhaps my most sane sibling. She's also obsessed with bugs.
He threw another cracker and a pear slice. He also blamed it on J when my mom asked wHY is there a PEAR on the CEILING

lol, command+c into Goggle Translate.
Kids. . . I want to kill them myself sometimes.

Can you please?

Huh. 8 year olds will believe anything you tell them.
Hmmmm. . . I don't like bugs. But she seems sane.
I stick out my tongue again Hah!

I need to line all my siblings up at the edge of the waterfall and push them down one by one. Except not R yet, because she can't swim that well and is scared of octopodes. She doesn't like to imagine what it would be like to be hugged by one.

I can and I have.

They will. Even when he told her that Hong Kong was in the middle of the ocean and only came up for air once a day.
She is. Usually. My siblings all have an obsession with one animal or group of animals. J likes bugs, R loves dogs and lions so much that she pretends to be one 26/8, and Danny is obsessed with fishing. But I know more about it than he ever will. So HA. A is the self-proclaimed "resident bird nerd," even though he can't tell the difference between a raven and a crow when they're flying. [Crow tails appear flat, while raven tails are wedge-shaped.]
Hah indeed. They're now trying to scrape it off with the broom. I pity the child who gets stuck with sweeping tonight.

You're making me glad I only have one sibling.

I need to line all my siblings up at the edge of the waterfall and push them down one by one. Except not R yet, because she can't swim that well and is scared of octopodes. She doesn't like to imagine what it would be like to be hugged by one.

I can and I have.

They will. Even when he told her that Hong Kong was in the middle of the ocean and only came up for air once a day.
She is. Usually. My siblings all have an obsession with one animal or group of animals. J likes bugs, R loves dogs and lions so much that she pretends to be one 26/8, and Danny is obsessed with fishing. But I know more about it than he ever will. So HA. A is the self-proclaimed "resident bird nerd," even though he can't tell the difference between a raven and a crow when they're flying. [Crow tails appear flat, while raven tails are wedge-shaped.]
Hah indeed. They're now trying to scrape it off with the broom. I pity the child who gets stuck with sweeping tonight.

Lol. Octopodes are fun.

Do it for me?

I shake my head Wow. Just. . . wow.
I like lizards. (And birds have been clssified as lizards too.)
Serves them right.

They are fun.

Aye aye, Cap'n.

Yup.
Lizards are fun. I like geckoes, bearded dragons and Kekoes.
It does indeed.

A just ran inside after being out on a bike ride, yelling that he just probably killed someone
Excuse me while I go find out what happened

Thank you.

I like all lizards. Lizards are fun. I especially love sneks. Little danger noodles.

Lol, let me know please!

Oh, and definitely komodo dragons and monitor lizards

He ran over a chipmunk's tail and crashed into a tree. A car ran over the chipmunk. He wants to know if he's gonna be arrested.
He went back and held a funeral with R.

Ooh, komodo dragons! I love dem bois!

How sad. Tell them I'm paying my own respects to said chipmunk.

They're surprisingly fast
My cousins in Indonesia have monitor lizards in their backyard
My cousins in Egypt have so many stray cats in their yard and neighbourhood it's kinda sad
Up here, we have assorted corvids

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He asked why don't you pay somebody else's respects as well

Hell yes they are. You ever see a vid of one moving? Fucking terrifying. But I love them anyways.
So you culd say they're. . . house monitors?
I like cats. The fact that there's so many strays is sad. They should adopt them all.
Yes. We very much do, here in the midwest as well.

I can't. I'm not that other person. How can I pay their respects?