forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Every single time I leave, I come back to find absolutely ridiculous things happening.
You never wait for me! pouting

I snicker Sorry, not sorry!

Have a piece of humour. Denny, you may not say the answer.

What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

I raise my hand I know! I know! Pick meeeeeeeeee!

What part of you may not say the answer do you not understand?
I pointedly ignore your hand, and look around Anyone else? Anyone?

I grin I do understand it. I just do not want to acknowledge the meaning of the words.

Hmmmm. . . you can burn both? (Sorry, a little dark, lol.)

Seem like were the only people left on here….

The answer is actually that they're both perfectly harmless until you set them on fire and stick them in your mouth.
You almost got it

Hi Trev!

Hi! :D

Heya!

DEnny, I said you may not say the answer!

What happened to Lily?

I snicker Hey, my darkness came in handy!

Waves aggresively hello, banana person!

Oh, she had to leave apparantly. I shrug Something to do with NB getting blocked on her device.

Here's a thought: Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T^T

That is true.

What? The banana person comment? or the tradition comment?

Is bored

Does anyone happen to have a squash, a hammer, a match and a can of spray paint?

I produce the match, the spray paint and the hammer. Don't ask why I carry these. There might be squash lying around here somewhere. . . I go searching for the squash, muttering to myself. I come back with a gourd Does this work?

I happily take the items No, I need an acorn squash. They make the best noises.

I shrug toss the gourd away Okay. I go look fo the acorn squash, and find it 10 minutes later Here you go.

I grab the squash, hammer, paint and match and walk off into the distance. Small bursts of flame, colour and squash pulp can be seen in the air.
I return 7 minutes later, wiping my hand son my pants and grinning That was fun.

I watch, then turn to you Huh. Interesting.

It's more fun with cucumbers, but squash are better for it this time of year.

I chuckle I can't say I've made a show with any fruit or vegetable.