forum What is stupidest thing you have ever heard?

Started August 29, 2019 by Screaming cinnamon roll

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"If I eat a tree I'll grow taller"

"That tree could be god!"

"Mexicans existed?"

"I think he likes you."

Following this.

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows

Canada's in Europe right?

“The Californian rainforest”

"I ain't suss, but that ice cream can get this dick."

“The Californian rainforest”

ppppppffffffffffffffffft

"I thought the Taj Mahal was like the bible but for a different religion."
"Ok, so I didn't even know that Paraguay and Uruguay existed until now."
"What's the name of the boy in Pete's Dragon?"
"I don't read a lot of books, but I've read so many restaurant menus that it's probably about the equivalent of one book."
"Vancouver… that's like… in central Canada, right?"
(I feel like I have to mention that 4/5 of these were said by the same person).

Honourable mention: My younger sister saying that she'd never want to visit Asia, but then saying that Bali is the #1 place she'd like to visit.
Another honourable mention: The woman who came into my work and started telling me that her cats understood sign

"Africa is a country."

"If you live in Africa, why are you white?" (and no, this was not a Mean Girls reference)
"Do you speak African??"
"If you put your finger around a curling iron, would it get wavy?"
"What's the hottest place on Earth except for the sun?"