forum The worst Pickup lines

Started January 31, 2019 by @Star_Girls_puppers_was_attacked

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I want to use my pick-axe

You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous

Alright. Imma bring my machete too

You have a machete?

I have a lot of knives

I likes you.

I want to use my pick-axe

You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous

Alright. Imma bring my machete too

You have a machete?

I have a lot of knives

Sounds good

I want to use my pick-axe

You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous

Alright. Imma bring my machete too

You have a machete?

I have a lot of knives

I likes you.

You seem cool too

CrushFriend:"Wow that was cheesy"

Me: "Too bad you're lactose intolerant"

I want to use my pick-axe

You can use whatever you want, you just need something dangerous

Alright. Imma bring my machete too

You have a machete?

I have a lot of knives

I likes you.

You seem cool too

Thx. Why do you think so?

Dunno. Your aura, I guess?

I'll take it.

Alrighty then

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

OOF

I found this on the internet…

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Wtf

"How do I look?"
"Good."
"Do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because lovers look alike. And guess what?"
"What?"
"You happen to be smoking hot and I guess I start to look like you."

This one's from a hunicast:

"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"