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@HighPockets group

As a Catholic, I can attest that crocs are the forbidden fruit of clothing; you can only wear them if you're a hip 20-something youth minister, otherwise it's a mortal sin and if you die wearing crocs, you will go to Hell.

@berlioz

also are crocs kosher? is there anyone here who's jewish and could answer that???

Crocs are kosher
In fact, a lot of Jews wear Crocs on Yom Kippur, the highest Shabbat (basically the holiest holiday) since you're not supposed to wear leather shoes on that day out of humility.
Some rabbis are against them though. Seemingly because they're too informal and wacky.
Technically kosher for sure tho

@berlioz

I can't believe you guys are dissing on crocs
Now I have to purify the thread with crocs memes

And yes I screenshoted them of Facebook stop judging me

@HighPockets group

I used to have a pair of crocs, but I wore them while walking in this weird little area that had really grainy sand (and, quiet possibly, a bit of raw sewage) and I got stuck and I had to abort mission and leave behind a croc :(

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

I used to have a pair of crocs, but I wore them while walking in this weird little area that had really grainy sand (and, quiet possibly, a bit of raw sewage) and I got stuck and I had to abort mission and leave behind a croc :(

Weird story.

@HighPockets group

I used to have a pair of crocs, but I wore them while walking in this weird little area that had really grainy sand (and, quiet possibly, a bit of raw sewage) and I got stuck and I had to abort mission and leave behind a croc :(

Weird story.

Yeah it was weird

@Musical_Queen

My best friend was Theater King on some platforms (Not anymore, he deleted them) and when he helped me set up mine, he called me Musical_Queen and I didn't know how to change it, but when I did I grew too attached

@ClownB*tch eco

You'll never guess why my username is 'alex is a weeb'

my username was originally '01125813213354' (that's the first few numbers in the Fibonacci sequence) but over quarantine i've watched over 30 animes and my name's alex so i decided to change it to 'alex is a weeb'

Deleted user

um i've had a lot of usernames
my first was like
youngblooded_sinner because fall out boy and p!atd are my first loves
i've had so many fucken usernames i can't remember them all, but there was a billion inbetween these
then more recently it was cherryblossom because cherry trees are hella pretty and people also called me bonsai, so why not be a frickin cherry tree
and now it's the-magician because it's the card that stood out to me most during a tarot reading i did in algebra