MY BELOVED SOUPERS (troopers), WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE WRETCHED TALL PEOPLE, GATHER ROUND AS I EXPLAIN TO YOU OUR PLAN OF ACTION AND OTHER SOUPLY REMIDES THAT WILL BE NESSACRY IN OUR BATTLE.
FIRSTLY, OUR PLAN
- we will steal all of their cows, ALL OF THEM.
- without their cows, they will not be able to consume CALCIUM, therefore making their bones more weaker and LESS TALL
- TAKE ALLLLL THE FISH AND VEGETABLES TO MAKE THEM WEAK AND DEMINISH ANOTHER FORM OF CALCUIM FOR THEM
- replace the vegetables with talking ones so they have to deal with the burden of killing people for their own selfish needs.
- arm your stepladders and now STEL THEIR WEAKEND KNEECAPS
RECIPES
Healing:
you will need
- 1/2 orchid flower
- 1x cup suger
- 1x cup spice
- 1x cup everything nice
- as many tall people kneecaps as possible
- 2x drops of chemical X
- 3 buttons
- 1 purple mushroom
- 3L of water
add all in the order listed, stirring gently above warm temperatures
Harming:
you will need:
- 5x frog tears
- 21x spikey stars
- 8x old man farts
- sprinkles (to disguse)
- 1/2 rocks
- 1x math textbook
- 1/2 tomato
- 4x pencil shavings
- 1x hair
mix messily, make horribly
Fire Protections:
- 42069x dragon scales
- 5x breath mints
- 2x eyelashes
- 8x sugar stars
- 4x strawberries
MAKES OVER BOILING HOT WATER (that we will later pour over the enemy)
- Signed, Soup Queen
( @FRANKtheTritoposaur @Serenity88 @IcarusFightsTheSun )
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
(Just popping in to say I’m fucking joked rn and I love that we just casually start wars on this site)
GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI
GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI
NO. NOW GO BITE THEIR ANKLES AND STEAL THEIR KNEECAPS
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting tall people? Is it all tall people? I mean, I'm not tall but I'm not short.
Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting tall people? Is it all tall people? I mean, I'm not tall but I'm not short.
we're fighting ppl over 5'5 (aka ame and echo). henry got murdered
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
YES MY QUEEN, I will lead the charge myself if I have to🫡
FOR HENRY!!!
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?
as captain of the knights, i say avhira should join us
also, im in a room with two 6footers, im currently knee deep in enemy territory 🫥
I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?
you will be our honorary short person, the turncoat tol, the Big Guns in this fight
WE MUST AVENGE HENRY
Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle
there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life
yeah… sniffle…AHEM anyway
lifts chopsticks
FOR HENRY
(btw i heard he was out flag mascot so i decided to draw that flag, but shall our war banner be a fist holding chopsticks?)
no
AN EYELESS OCTOPUS HOLDING CHOPSTICKS
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source
(Small (haha) addendum: how are you going to pour your boiling hot water over us when you can't even reach us?)
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
ok so there's a spider by my front door… big spidey… yayyy ✨arachnophobia✨🤩
but anyway his name's Carlos and im considering enlisting him in our war. he can take out big bugs, like our freakish insect enemies. but I dont like him so im hesitant to ask for his help.
thoughts?
knights Carlos oh shi- were we not there yet?
Well first of all,
Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open
Second of all,
Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source
HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!
As you have said before,
Cry about it.
NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION
There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯\(ツ)/¯
