why don't people send flowers anymore
like
it's so romantic
I already have plans to have it scheduled for flowers to be delivered to my girlfriend (if I have one) while I'm at bootcamp
I'm extra and anxious I have to have plans for everything leave me alone
send flowers you cowards
Cause it's hecking expensive, I'm a broke bitch, and I have no one to send flowers to
Also because they don't smell that good, they're a hassle and a half to deal with, they wilt super quickly, cats eat them and knock them over, and they make a mess
Ayy I'm allergic, and they do die quickly. I found a small business that makes wooden flowers, and the petals are thin and realistic.
consider instead, fake flowers. they last a while and look great with fairy lights and other aesthetics. put em in a cheap vase and boom
plus you cant kill em like potted plants
I'm allergic to flowers
Sometimes I'll start getting watery eyes and sneezing in the grocery, then lo and behold, the flower isle just over. It's like being able to predict the future, but with more mucus.
y’all can send me flowers
my collection of pressed ones clearly isn’t big enough
consider instead, fake flowers. they last a while and look great with fairy lights and other aesthetics. put em in a cheap vase and boom
plus you cant kill em like potted plants
I may or may not have fake flowers for every season
Get them flowers? Nah. I'mma make them flowers. I will maintain a garden for them, fertilized by my unrelenting love and compassion (and Miracle Grow) for whoever managed to win over my heart and soul.
Get them flowers? Nah. I'mma make them flowers. I will maintain a garden for them, fertilized by my unrelenting love and compassion (and Miracle Grow) for whoever managed to win over my heart and soul.
^^ This is the way to go. I did this once. But the person I gave them to ended up breaking my heart lmaooo.
@RedTheHopeless fuck you, you string cheese chomping apple core eater!
fuck going out to dinner or whatever for a date, come over and let's make a fairy garden together smh
fuck going out to dinner or whatever for a date, come over and let's make a fairy garden together smh
That's a good date idea ngl
fuck going out to dinner or whatever for a date, come over and let's make a fairy garden together smh
That's a good date idea ngl
I'm full of good ideas, rage and prozac
did i just spend nearly 20 bucks at dollar tree?
yes.
will i use anything i bought?
no.
does it bring me immense amounts of joy anyway?
yes :D
The dollar store fills me with happiness
there's a dollar store like a minute from my house
also the one good dollar store nail polish i mentioned in old rudeness?
they have ten new colors now
i impulse bought all of them (that were in stock, at least) regardless of ugly and they're just sitting on a shelf now
i'm very happy
I request a haul
so i was about to give you one, set everything out in a nice pretty organized fashion, you know, for photo reasons
but then of course my dumbass got distracted by the sparkly mushroom stickers, forgot i hadn't taken any photos, and put it all away.
…i got nail polishes/a nail file, a stencil wheel, multiple packs of cute stickers for my completely unused collection, some simple little washi tapes that bring me many joy, and even though i just explained to my mom yesterday that i am mentally unstable i was trusted with an x-acto knife. :D
(i'm joking, it's for clay reasons don't worry)
so there we go
that's the best you're getting cause i'm too lazy to get it all out again
You better be damn careful with that knife >:[
i will, mom
it is safely hidden with my tools
<3
wait is it the exacto knife that comes with like four blades because I just bought that one–
