Today my school had a Latin Dance event and they had a dance competition, played Latin-styled music and was like, dance however you want. This guy started like killing it and everyone was like holy shit and I thought to myself oh my god I can’t compete, but then I thought (these words exactly), ‘I can’t let him dull my sparkle.’ So I danced to Havana like there was no tomorrow and freaking won. Basically, I am a god.
meanwhile I have two dance settings: wiggle or shimmy
meanwhile I have two dance settings: wiggle or shimmy
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I just end up doing the Shrunk Funk Shuffle from Animal Crossing, sooo…
I just end up doing the Shrunk Funk Shuffle from Animal Crossing, sooo…
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I'm pretty sure I'm pan but I may be poly idk and also what even is gender
I also can't dance for shit
I stole all my dance moves from the graceful Jensen Ackles
I usually get told to stop dancing because it either errs on the side of weirdly sexy even though I’m single and dancing alone, or just way energetic and it’s just weirding people out. So, usually people try to dull my freaking sparkle on the daily, but I gotta just shine brighter to make up for the shade they cast on my brilliance.
Since I did dancing for quite a few years when I was younger, I have developed the inability to dance unless it's been choreographed for me.
Socials at school are really awkward because of it. We kinda just stand around and jump in time with the music.
I have one dance setting: stand and look supremely uncomfortable, get punch every 5 minutes
I have developed the inability to dance unless it's been choreographed for me.
^^^^^^
When it's not choreographed idk what to do… how does one spontaneously dance?
I like to dance like no one is watching because really fun.
I have one dance setting: stand and look supremely uncomfortable, get punch every 5 minutes
Also a mood
At prom, a group of my friends started this really awkward and silly but perfectly synchronized dance in the corner, and it was amazing.
I have developed the inability to dance unless it's been choreographed for me.
^^^^^^
When it's not choreographed idk what to do… how does one spontaneously dance?
just…heckin flail your arms around and wiggle your leg
Literally I close my eyes and just do whatever I fell like in that moment, because I’m not trying to be good. I’m just tying to have fun.
I took dance for the longest time, and my teacher was hella weird? she was like 60 and she kept giving the shittiest choreography to everyone she didn't like (basically all the good dances went to the older kids she liked) and she recycled costumes and dances and stuff and she always made everything look highkey stripper-y
but as a result I cannot dance unless it's choreographed for me and anything else I do is stolen from supernatural actors lmao
^^^ same but I seem to have maintained that stripper-esque style and other dancing abilities of tap, jazz, and ballet, and a little bit of gymnastics (i say a little bit because I have the flexibility and balance and strength but I literally cannot do flips for the life of me)
I wish I could dance like Jensen Ackles though like damn I would kill for that sexy awkwardness
you my good sir can dance like a motherfucker from what I've seen
and yeah dancing like Jensen Ackles is literally all I can do lol
I used to do Ukrainian Dance when I was younger but I was really bad at it and am still bad at dancing, I kind of want to teach myself to dance but how the heck do I do that
ugh I need to write a thousand more words before mindight. If humans didn't need sleep to live, my life would be so much easier. just sayin.
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I'm pretty sure I'm pan but I may be poly idk and also what even is gender
ANOTHER possible PoLY PERSON
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