- I WOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO SEE HER FACE HONESTLY,
Bro it was insane. She also had a friend with her who said I was going to hell for liking girls and proceeded to make fun of me when I said I was agnostic. You really should have seen her face when I told her that I didn't want to go to her "sky daddy's tea party" anyway
Yeehaw! That's awesome!!!! I love flaunting my pansexualness in this tiny religion town that I am cursed to live in and all the religious kids are like "there's a special place in hell for people like you" and I always say, "Yeah, it's called a throne." And walk away while my friends loyally follow behind me. But yes, I love a good roast and/or comeback XD XD
- I WOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO SEE HER FACE HONESTLY,
Bro it was insane. She also had a friend with her who said I was going to hell for liking girls and proceeded to make fun of me when I said I was agnostic. You really should have seen her face when I told her that I didn't want to go to her "sky daddy's tea party" anyway
" Sky dadddys tea party " has me dead XDD
God I really wanna kick this one guy out of a club I'm in at school.
He's fucking exhausting, and not a very nice person. Rest of our core members called him out one day (after 2 whole years of letting him say whatever shit he wants), and they're giving him a "second chance" even though we should've booted him a long ass time ago. No one actually likes him, but honestly my friends are acting so high and mighty about "being the bigger person" and giving second chances. They even say he seems to be changing for the better (which I think he's just walking on eggshells bc people don't change that fast).
I'm usually a sweetheart, but honestly, I'm fed up. It's unfair to our other members whom he makes uncomfortable. Sure, he hasn't done anything explicitly "bad" since being called out 2-3 weeks ago, but he's still a little shit, and I'm out here looking like a dick because I don't think he even deserved that "second chance."
But yeah, he got called out for being blatantly transphobic in front of my enby friend and the rest of the people present also were LGBTQ so it didn't go over well.
Also he's lowkey misogynistic and I don't want to know some of his other views.
I'm waiting for another slip up so I get to yell and kick him out myself
Be the bigger person my ass. Who cares?! If he deserves to be kicked out then do it. If nobody wants him there and if he's only causing trouble, kick his ass out of there. God, I hate people like that.
This reminds me of a conversation between me and my friend.
"Be the bigger person," My friend after some asshole said something.
"NO, I AM 5'3" AND SPITEFUL AND BITTER. YOU BE THE BIGGER PERSON." Me, marching off to put that asshole in his place.
Oh that's so great XD "You're the male equivalent of a lesbian" XDXDXDXD
I love just calling people out. is that weird?? It gives me a feeling of power. At school the other day some freaking assholes at lunch were like "bro are you gay or a woman harhardurdur" and I just flat out said, "Why be homophobic and transphobic when you can shut up?" slammed my book and walked away. Just like me, a quiet punk-rock, leather jacket Doc Marten wearing girl, calling out some jocks. Just another day at lunch. My friend texted me later and was like "oh those kids were assholes" and I'm like "YEAH NO SH*T" Anyways, it always feels good to just yell and call people out.
^^ ok but I love that, yeah I get a strange good feeling for cussing out/roasting people that deserve it
my go to roast is " your built like a tickle me elmo so shut the f*ck up "and when they open their mouth they don't expect me to do my elmo inpersonation (i can do it fairly well) and i legit do the elmo laugh in their face XD
This….this is so powerful.
I aspire to be you now
Yeah, like I understand having grace and kindness to some extent. It's just been 2 whole years, and it's not our job to teach him how to talk to people correctly. He's 20 fucking years old.
I understand it would be a bad move to give him a second chance and be like "uh, never mind. Bye, bitch." Luckily we did come to agreement that nothing else will be tolerated but now I'm worried he won't do anything else on our watch. My fiance is club president and they 100% agree with me, and I'm treasurer, so like 2/4 board members are pro-kick-this-man-out.
But they're at the point where they don't even attend our meetings anymore because no one will agree to kick him, and they refuse to subject themself to being in his presence.
So I'm basically alone acting like the damn club police
Damn that sucks. I hate people that you just can't get rid of…
UPDATE: WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK TO FEED DUCKS AND THEN GETTING LUNCH TOGETHER :DDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW THATS SO CUTEE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I wish you the best of luck!!!!! <3
Literally other people with their significant others are like
“Omg I love you so much, you’re my whole universe 🥺🥺🥺”
“Omg babe me too 🥺🥺🥺”
And then there’s me and my significant other:
- calling each other idiot, aggressively (mostly just me calling them idiot tbh)
- “I love you” “why?”
- “you love me? dude your standards are literally so low then wth.”
My SO and I alternate between the two lmao
Also memes as a love language anyone?
Me with my significant other
-"…"
OH WAIT THEY DONT EXIST
I'm fine tho i dont want to date anyone at my school they all suck
Memes are my only language so yes
Literally today I went from them handing me an oragami heart and I was like “I stole your heart bro 🥺” to “GO TO CLASS IDIOT, G O D” in like….two seconds
Okay but do you know how hard I have to resist the urge…every time they say they love me…to just go “but only if there was someone who loved you” like in that DAMN MEME
My SO and I alternate between the two lmao
Also memes as a love language anyone?
Not to get too real but this is literally the only thing I miss about my ex. He got my taste in memes. I still come across things I know he would love
Its truly an art form
If I was dating my crush, our love language would be anime references lmao
me and my girlfriend use memes and picrew images of each other as our love language
And if i were dating my srush, my life would be complete, but one word, straight. AAAAAAA, KILL IT
o yea
i was tryna talk to my bf this morning but i kept falling asleep and missing his messages TAT
i fell asleep three times in the span of four hours KJLFSDKJLFDSKLJDS
If I were dating my crush I would have less depression and more cuddles because my current crush is a very touchy-feely man, lucky me. Like, no romo or anything, this is Very Aro but like,,,,,, men. Man. A Lad.
-cries bc i haven't talked to my gf during this entire pandemic-
-cries because I don't have a bf-
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