forum The LGBTQ+ Community Chat :) Part 2!

Started September 25, 2020 by @Moxie group

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Me, glaring back as I pull the frogs out of my hair and let them sit on my shoulders "THEY'RE TIRED OF ALL YOUR PUNS REED, IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR THEM"

Me, turning my head all the way around "I'M FILING FOR ANOTHER DIVORCE ASH, AND I'M GETTING THE KIDS THERAPY UNDER MY INSURANCE"

Me, appearing in the far corner with my peanut butter popcorn and lemonade to watch with interest

steals Swim’s lemonade and then s p r i n t s

Me, sticking out my tongue and putting the frogs back into my hair as I poke my head out of the water, my hair still floating above my head even in the air "REED YOU ALWAYS GET THE APPLE JUICE FIRST, I WANT SOME THIS TIME" I grab the apple juice out of @AAAAAGGGHH-HECK-YES-SPOOKY-SEASON's hands and sink back into the water, the juice somehow not mingling with the pond's water

"MOTHERFUCKER-" I jump back into the pond and swim after Ash. "WE HAVE TO FINALIZE THE DIVORCE PAPERS!"

"GET BACK HERE!!" Me, trying to run after @Max_MiracleShouldTakeABreak but loosing my breath and d y i n g in about ten seconds

"Wha- MY APPLE JUICE!" runs into the house like a middle-aged farmer and returns with a very large barrel of apple juice. I pop the lid off the barrel with a random crowbar that pretty much appeared out of thin air. I pull a bunch of extremely long, curvy, and neon straws from my overall pocket and stick em in the barrel. "Y'ALL WANT SOME FREE APPLE JUICE?"

I swim back up just to steal the straws and the apple juice, then swim back down to retrive my sons

me, wheezing at what's happening

appears again out of the void

HAHA YOU THOUGHT I LEFT BUT I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!

splits myself into like five different beings so I can talk to everyone

GASPETH
JIM ARE YOU HERE TO SNATCH MY APPLE JUICE?

This reminds me of the bee movie rp in fandom…

"GET BACK HERE!!" Me, trying to run after @Max_MiracleShouldTakeABreak but loosing my breath and d y i n g in about ten seconds

”HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK BRO” Proceeds to almost trip over a i r

I melt back into the mud at the pond's bottom, the plants and animals, including the frogs, wiggling free from my hair as it disappears into the muck. I then rise up from the barrel of juice, holding my own absurdly long straw and quickly draining half the barrel.

Me, getting ready to call in the calvary- B r o t h e r come help your fallen superior child
Proceeds to reveal 6'2" football-wrestling-track athlete brother who will seek and destroy
He just ends up running into a fucking wall

GASPETH
I run over to the athlete brother who is now unconscious.
"DO YOU WANT SOME APPLE JUICE?"

me having no idea what's going on but just rolling with it, laughing my ass off as I watch from the corner

PFFFF BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME THAT'S ENOUGH TO KNOCK HIM OUT
Him, sitting up- "Milk..?

I laugh at @AAAAAGGGHH-HECK-YES-SPOOKY-SEASON's futile attempts to offer people apple juice. For I have already drank most of the juice, and have secreted a poison into the remaining juice

HAHAHA I LAUGH AT @Ash-is-feeling-SPOOPY-for-SPOOPY-SEASON ASSUMPTIONS THAT I AM RUNNING OUT OF APPLE JUICE. I HAVE THOUSANDS OF BARRELS OF THE JUICE BENEATH MY HOUSE.
I turn to the athlete "No- What?- No. No milk. Only apple juice."

I sit in confusion.