HAPPY CHILDREN??????

This is the “annoy Eris” chat now, huh…

YOU MEAN *GRANDCHILDREN??????

Well we finished, so I feel like a hardcore fan.

Please save me and start a new one form the many fandoms we share.

Gtg bbl

Gtg bbl

くそ

STOP RUINING IT

RoLl fOr PeRcEpTiOn

Ohmygod. T_T

Literally rolled a damn six again

An evil cackling rings through the room as Lex enters, making peace signs and wearing YOLO sunglasses.

Lex says nothing for a few minutes, only stares into your soul and utters one word. "Oof"

damnation

damnation

"Ahem… Oof, embrace the oof." Lex says, pushing their sunglasses to the top of their head to reveal that they had been wearing their regular glasses under them the entire time.

Eris stares Lex right in the soul and chugs and entire cup of hot, black coffee.

"Smoothies are better you uncultured swine." Lex says, snapping their fingers and an oof sweatshirt appearing.

sips my white hot cocoa with extra love, sugar, creamer, and vanilla

"Only children drink smoothies." Eris deadpans, looking down her nose at the sweater.

"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." Lex retorts, crossing their arms and glaring.

Eris snorts, a smirk curling the edges of her lips. "Yet another childish response. My generation came up with that retort, darling. You'll have to try better than that."

"But what about rubber glue?" the smol child asked as she piled excessive amounts of whipped cream in her hot cocoa until it's pure white fluffiness could match that of her soul

"No, you." Lex returns the smirk. "I didn't know that that response was formed in the stone age."

"But what about rubber glue?" the smol child asked as she piled excessive amounts of whipped cream in her hot cocoa until it's pure white fluffiness could match that of her soul

"Shh…" Lex whispers, patting her head. "The adult and stone ager is speaking."

"Oo. So scalding. The stone age. Truly you've hurt my soul." Eris arches a brow, waiting to see if there is an actual insult coming.

"Huh, I suppose you leave puppies on the street, perhaps you kick them."

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

Eris rolls her eyes as if to say 'Really? That's all you've got?'
"Actually I sacrifice them to the dark lord, he digs that virgin blood you know?" She says sarcastically.

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

"Actually we enjoyed Elvis."

"I like another one bites the dust… I listened to it this morning…" I mutter, my attention shifted to the topic of music.

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

"Actually we enjoyed Elvis."

"Oh, that makes sense"

"I like another one bites the dust… I listened to it this morning…" I mutter, my attention shifted to the topic of music.

"Well, you're wrong because… YOUR MOM" Said ze smol child, as she put a baseball cap on backwards to prove how "totally lit fam" she is

BANANA OH NANA. HALF OF MY HEART IS IN BANANA OH NANA. HE TOOK ME BACK TO EAST BANANA OH NANA.