(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
It’s leftover night so my siblings are all eating microwaved pancakes with chips and salsa and no one’s questioned it
(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
It’s leftover night so my siblings are all eating microwaved pancakes with chips and salsa and no one’s questioned it
American Horror Story: Leftover Night.
(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Wrong! Your ears you'll keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Wrong! Your ears you'll keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
I think you're bluffing.
In the wise words of me… Oof.
(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)
Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.
"They're so perky. I love that."
(And the tomato is ripe.)
:P To the death
NO! To the pain.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.
And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Wrong! Your ears you'll keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
I think you're bluffing.
It's possible pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable you miserable vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.
Then again.
Perhaps I have the strength after all.
Rises from the bed and holds a sword high.
Drop. Your. Sword.
You should probably change the name of this chat, I’m 90% sure this isn’t food
STOP RUINING IT
RoLl fOr PeRcEpTiOn
Ohmygod. T_T
Literally rolled a damn six again
yeet
EMIIIIII THATS NOT ALLOWED BEFORE 6 PM oh wait nvm you’re fine, it’s 7 in my time zone. I’M LETTING YOU OFF WITH A WARNING
STOP RUINING IT
RoLl fOr PeRcEpTiOn
Ohmygod. T_T
Literally rolled a damn six again
An evil cackling rings through the room as Lex enters, making peace signs and wearing YOLO sunglasses.
IT’S ALMOST EIGHT O CLOCK AND YOU CAN’T WARN ME ABOUT ANYTHING CHILD
Well we finished, so I feel like a hardcore fan.
