forum Telling puns game

Started December 10, 2019 by @Death_man_

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An Adventure

Alpaca my bags

Turquoise is the best color.
It’s cyantifically proven.

Q: What did one cat say to the other cat?
A: Meow.

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet?

A πthon

How much does Santa pay for parking?

None, it’s on the house

I saw something ghastly the other day.
It was a pair of crows sitting on a bench.
Boy was that a brutal attempt at murder.

Three men walked into a bar.
The forth one ducked.

MY GF ASKED FOR PUNS IN A GROUP CHAT IM IN, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I tried to catch fog, but I mist.

(tfw when you want to post some puns but your 90% sure people won't get them because they're music puns aka stuff with measures, bars, ect. (and yes i remember that you play cello nie so imma just put them out there anyways))
shall we raise the bar?

(yay)
but do you think you can measure up? musical puns happen to be my forte.

Stop those music puns or you’re under a rest, your punishment is gonna B Major

(Lol)
Nah, I think I'm going to B natural, since that's what we're supposed to be. Which reminds me, did you happen to see A minor goddess fall from the sky yesterday? It was all over the news.

Wow, I need to pick up the tempo. Compared to yours, my puns are falling a little flat.

I told you we needed to raise the bar. Besides that, I've already mentioned that these puns are my forte, and therefore you might not be able to measure up.
(Also just curious, what instrument do you play?)

I guess I’ll never be A major success at this, I’m only ever gonna B minor..

(Voice, piano. You?)

I C Major flaws within these puns. If puns are your forte, then my skills are beyond measure.

I think it’s worth note-ing that I’m very tired and my puns are still past the bar line. However, I think I should give it a rest because I’m feeling beat.

Well, I guess I'll let you leave then, but you'll be Bach soon, I know it!

(Nice! Violin)

Hey now, you better not be Haydn your best puns from me!