@Death_man_
Why did the banana go to the doctor
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Telling puns game
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why?
@Death_man_
He wasn't peeling well
@chaos_generator_13 language
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
@Death_man_
Idk, why
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
(o my goodness. I love this so much.)
@chaos_generator_13 language
Because the P is SILENT
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
( @PunsAndShips needs to see this.)
@Death_man_
Lol
@Death_man_
Singing in the shower is all fun and games u till you get shampoo in your mouth then it is a soap opera
@chaos_generator_13 language
How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
@Death_man_
Deer:I will fight you with my bear hands
Bear: Oh Deer
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Oh, I got one.
So a sandwich walked into a bar. He sat down at the counter and ordered a drink. And the bartender looked at him and said: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
@Death_man_
Who runs the world
Squirrels
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I WAS SUMMONED?
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
INDEED. FOR PUNS!
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I’m dying, these are beautiful 😂
@Death_man_
Thank you. I hope is it up for your pun meter
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Who wants to hear a joke about convergent boundaries?
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Sure
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Also, I’m going to post my favorite punny joke:
I went to a zoo the other day, and the only animal there was a dog.
It was a shitzu.
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
pffffft
Sorry about taking so long with my joke, by the way. It was still coming together.
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
(Get it?)
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(Ahhhhh lol)
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Yo guys don’t spell part backwards.
It’s a trap.