Finished all the homework I have due on Monday, maybe my mom will stop hounding me about it for the rest of the weekend
[To be read in a deep, ominous narrator voice]
But little did they know, their mother would continue to bother them about extra credit for Physics, even though they still have a 100 in it
Watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2 hours in: A liveblog
I thought Orlando Bloom was the good guy???
And the dude with the monkey was bad?
There's some yiffual tension between Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones(?) rn
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JACKS
Nice CGI
Ooooh, she boutta walk the plaaaaank
Those british dudes walked forwards so out of sync lmao
wait she ain't walking the plank
Seems more like an exorcism
Eyeball bowl
smoking is bad, kids
you get ropeburn! you get ropeburn! Everybody gets ropeburn!
She do be kinda pretty doe
oh shi she just turned into crabs
oh it's getting heated
I have no clue what's happening but everybody's raising their flags
Getting serious Straw Hat Grand Fleet vibes
Sir this isn't the time to drink tea
One whirly pool right there
Accidentally called Jack Sparrow Jacket and I'll never call him anything else
Jacket's Charisma stat is like, hella
Also, Sneak 100 on Jacket's part
holy hentai
that thing just went in his mouth and came out his nose
Ah, yes
The stereotypical 'pirate swordfight up high on the boom(?)'
NOT A GOOD TIME TO GET MARRIED, KIDS
CAN'T THIS WAIT
I admit, it does make a cool scene, saying their vows and kicking ass at the same time
And the music? chef's kiss
Well-executed battlescene kiss
Oh, almost
You two are cute, but unguarded as hell
Listen Ash. I'm high off of pain meds, and I'm trying not to snort from laughter. I don't even know what's happening in lifeeee…..
How much does that chest weigh? Looks heavy, not a decent counterbalance when your other arm is swinging around
New scene idea: When Davy Jones pulls the chest up, and Jacket Bone Marrow along with it, Jacket leans in for a kiss
Just-
Shoot a monkey out of a cannon, go ahead