forum random life stories

Started February 06, 2018 by @basil_

tune

I feel out of bed and hit my head on a chair, which resulted in a concussion.

@Gypsygirl That's amazing

jynador
are you ok??????

I have an oc named Lily and since Lily is such a common name I end up in a lot of situations like this:

Random Person: Oh yeah my name is Lily btw.
Me [doing batman voice]: Lily?!
Random Person: yeah… my name is Lily…
Me: screams in Batman
Random Person: …
Me: cries in Batman

@@jynandor
When was this!?

@Winter, I laughed so hard hahaha

@Turzelle A suspected concussion, with multiple headaches and it was a week ago Saturday. I told you like five times

@@jynandor
You did? I remember the “broken” knee, but not a concussion.

No, the broken knee (which wasn’t really broken, it’s something that we say in volleyball) was from something else.

thats….good….???????

Oh goodness… I’ve had plenty of weird and funny happenings but I guess I’ll go with my near death experience (which I barely remember but everyone else remembers vividly).
My family and a couple other families we were friends with went on a ski trip together to Vancouver. We had a shuttle bus that took us from the ski town back to our hotel. One day we were on said shuttle bus and we were on a mountainside road. Mountainside as in high walls - road - steep drop-off. I wasn’t paying much attention (this was back in my wee princess days), playing on my DS. Basically I remember is stopping and a lot of people freaking out and getting on and off the bus. The roads were slick with ice and the bus had gotten stuck and started sliding towards the cliff edge. Somehow we managed to survive (probably with the help of Super Mario) and everyone lived to tell the tale, or in my case, lived to tell me the tale since I had been oblivious.

lol how did u not realizethat you could have died?

Umm… good question. The lure of electronics is stronger than the throes of panic? Death doesn’t quite register to a nine year old? (Or at least I think that’s how old I was) Death was fine with me as long as I had my trusty DS? Who knows.

that would be me tho but i never got the chance to get a DS

cuz all i did when i was 9 was watch those elsa and spiderman yt vidios and now that i look back at it those are soooo weird and stupid like why are you reing to make a living off of making play dough shaped in elsa and spiderman yt vidios likke whatttt????

and there i go on accidentally ranting over a stupid subject again

-_-

I walked into science class one day and one of the guys in my class had a cast on his arm. I asked what had happened and he told me he fell off a chair and broke his arm.

One time, my sister and I had a bet… And that bet was that I couldn't eat 10 of those positively revolting chocolate Twinkies while doing a minimum of 10+ handstand pushups (Yes it was that specific.), well, I did so pretty easily, and like the other story, I won money!!! But not so much as last time.

And that's my life. I'm punk rock. If you have $10+ dollars and an interesting bet for me, so long as nobody else gets hurt and it doesn't go against my moral code… Then say Good-bye to your $10+.

One time I was outside in the middle of winter in knee-deep snow taking pictures, and I'm trying to capture the snow on a particular leaf when I hear this ominous rustle from behind the trees, and see a dark shape moving out of my sight lines.
Panicking, I did what anyone would do when they see this giant dark shape moving around in the middle of the woods: I head around and try to get a better look.
And there's this huge moose standing there, staring me down, while I try to quickly backpedal away before it charged me (and get some awesome pictures beforehand). Thankfully it didn't charge me, though it got its revenge later on by kicking at my window-well right next to my bed at 10:00 at night and scaring the crap out of me.
But that's Idaho for you.

ohmigosh i would freaaaak out

Wow. The biggest animals we have in Texas are coyotes and they aren’t exactly dangerous… more like cocky. One time one was trotting casually through the meadow between my neighborhood and another and all the dogs were going insane barking. I go out to investigate and it looks at me with the animal version of ‘whatcha gonna do about it?’ Slowly, leisurely, it made its way into the woods.
Later, my mom came home and she told us about this coyote that was on the road. It had been making its way through the neighborhood and she had to stop for it. As she watched, it started heading towards a couple walking their dog, who was barking like mad. It looked like it didn’t have a care in the world- “haha, you’re on a leash and I’m not!" sassy tail swish Eventually it trotted off but I swear that is the most cocky and arrogant animal ever.

lol, that's awesome @Broken Princess

sassy coyote

Hicia! Get back to your world! You live in Usotm, not earth.

(Hicia is one of my characters, she's a coyote and she's sassy.)