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@basil_

heyyyyyyyyy
this is kind of weird but if you have any weird, awkward, or funny stories that happened to you
ummmmmmmmm
yeah… im so bored

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I have long curly hair so I have to use a pick to get all the tangles out … that being said here's my story.

I was taking a shower one day and after I cut the water off I was standing in the shower picking my hair out. The next thing I know I scraped the inside of my ear with the pick(which really hurt), so I go to pull my hand away and it's covered in blood. Surprisingly, I kept calm and I got out the tub and wrapped myself in a towel, I decided not to look in the bathroom mirror not wanting to see the damage I caused and I knew I wouldn't be able to get a good look at it cause I have really bad eyesight. I open the bathroom door debating who I should call to help me, my mother and my younger sister(we are the same age but I'm 17 days older so I use that to my advantage) and my younger brother were all in the house at the time including my 2-year-old niece. I automatically knew not to call my mother she would freak at the sight of blood and I didn't call my little brother even though I should have. I thought it would be best to call my sister because I didn't think she would freak out as bad as she did. so I call her and I'm standing in the hallway with dripping wet hair and I turned my head to the right so she could see. she starts screaming "What did you do, what did you do?!" so I wiped my ear with the towel so she could see and my mom walked up after hearing her and scream and I was like oh crap here we go. "Did I rip my ear?" I finally asked as my mom walked away yelled that she couldn't look an for my sister to help me. "Yeah," she said' "you ripped it all the way through." That was in may last year and to this day my ear is still split.

@cami

i think we stayed in a haunted house when we went to wales.

three years ago we travelled to england, wales, and ireland for three weeks, and stayed a few nights in northern wales in conwy. we could see conwy castle from the backyard of the house we stayed at and it was located right next to the old city walls. there were only two bedrooms and i wasn't keen on sharing a room with my brother (we're both over 20) so i decided to stay on the couch on the main level. the first night, we had all gone to bed and turned off all the lights, and it must have been about ten minutes before my dad came halfway down the stairs and asked if i had been walking around. i wasn't 'cause obviously i was trying to sleep. he'd said that he and my mum had heard someone walking. i didn't think much of it at the time and the only things i could hear were cars on the road and not other people in the house next to us (we were on the corner). so yeah.

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My mom got my ears pierced when I was little and my left ear hole was always messed up, like whoever pierced it took the needle drug it down and then made the hole. So the pick went in my hole and I when I pulled down it ripped. But I'm fine and it doesn't bother me, I just have to get it stitched one day.

@Celestial-B

Man I have so many and i'm only like 2 lol.

My friends and I were in our brand new swings at our school and we were swinging pretty high. My town is small, like population 900, and the school has about 150 kids in it going from kindergarten to 8th grade, we don't even have a high school. Anyways that's why they were new, because our school was so small. But that is besides the point. So we were swinging and, being the weird children we were in like 5th grade, we were making up random sayings and doing a little dance move on the swings while we said them. After a while, we all when through our sayings accept for me and one other, there were only six of us and literally six swings so we were pretty lucky. So it was my turn to do my saying and a little dance. Have any of you seen that video of the man in the blow up green suit with 1 Directions song, "The Best Song Ever?" Well if you search up 'Maybe its the way she walked' you'll see it lol. Anyways, that is just to give you a little context about why I did what I did. So here I am, swinging as high as the freaking bar 'bout ready to do my thing and I start. I've swung all the way back and i'm saying "Maybe its the way she walked' while kicking my legs in the air, the second I get as far forward as possible, I seriously kick myself out of the swing (not on purpose) and fall face first onto the ground. I'm pretty sure I blacked out for like 5 seconds because my friends were suddenly surrounding me and I had wood chips stuck to my face. The breath was knocked out of my and my friends asked me if I was okay. I stood up, laughed so hard I cried, and then we went in because break was over. To this day we still joke about it every time we see some swings and my friends always tell me they thought I had died because I laid there for like 30 seconds without moving. I thinks its hilarious now that I look back at it, but I didn't at the time.

@Masterkey

These are all great, haha. And kinda creepy in some instances. :P

I have lots of funny childhood stories too. One day when I was nine I was walking in circles around our neighborhood with one of my friends, and I saw this boy all the way down the road yell "oh there you are!" and pick up my cat (she was an outdoor cat). So I ran as fast as I could yelling at him to let go of her, and he looked super shocked and dropped her. I started interrogating him, and the poor guy looked so scared, he just said he was looking for his neighbor's lost cat. I told him off and was like "this is MY cat so leave her alone!" The next day I see him in this ditch (it's for rain water) talking to himself. My friend and I ask him what he's doing, and he says he's talking to his pet invisible dragon. We're like "oh, haha, yeah right" but he keeps insisting that it's REAL. Of course my friend and I laugh, and he starts getting mad at us for saying it's not real. Then a little bit later we found him crying by himself, so then I started to feel bad. I asked him what was wrong, and he said that because we didn't believe him, his dragon died. "You killed him!" he told us. Our little child hearts were broken, so we devised a plan. We wrote a whole "potion" that he had to brew for three days, and it had crazy ingredients so that it would seem real. We told him it would resurrect his pet dragon, and in three days he came running up to us smiling and said, "It worked!!!" After that, me, my sisters, our neighborhood friends (who were all girls), and the boy started playing a make believe game where we all had dragons with special powers. Good times…

@Duckie

No one ever believes me but the summer before I went to college I was on a Tallship for a week. It was my third summer on the Tall ship and I loved every minute of it! Well, one day the other girls and I were on deck working on our mapskills and our hull (bottom of the boat) got stuck on a rock. We went into full accident mode and our captain called the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard brought us to the island where we stayed for two nights until all of our parents were contacted (my mother still recants her version of the story) and we home a few days early from our trip. I later found out that where I was 'rescued' was where Jaws was filmed. The first day of college we played 'two truths and lie' and I said 'I have two cats, I have had stitches three times and I was rescued by the Coast Guard'. Not a single person from my college group still don't believe me to this day!

@basil_

ok sooooo
yesterday I was texting my friend and I had like a sudden realization, like when you cut open an avocado in half, one half gets the pit, which is like the soul of the avocado sooo basically one half of the avocado doesn't get a soul than either gets smashed into mush, or put on toast or something and i legit started getting all teary because I felt bad for the mush side of the avocados
and that my friends, is why I don't eat avocados

@Natasha

That is hilarious. I have a ton of stories too. But I have this one really funny one. So, when I read, I pretty much go to a different dimension. And it is really hard to get me out. So this one time my little brother, who is eight, wanted me to play with him. He came into my room when I was reading and tried to get me to pay attention to him for like five minutes. I finally looked up at him and shouted, "WHAT!!!!!!" Because I was at a really sad part in my book. He screamed like a little girl, really loud and SUPER high-pitched, and he ran out screaming, "Run for your lives! The monster is coming!" And that is the story of why I now hide when I'm reading.

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Trying to think of something funny in my depressing life

Okay, I gots something!

So, during Sunday school me and some others idrk, were waiting for our teacher. (Who's also the pastor of the church) I don't remember what happened exactly but, we got on the topic of pets. Everyone's talking about what they got or something. And I speak up and say. I had a cat, she had a racoon tail… She's uh, dead now.

And they all laughed. It was the way I said it. I laugh along and inside I'm crying and dying.

R.I.P Maggie
2010 - 2015
I MISS UUUUU

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MeadowOfSilence I'm so sorry to hear about your cat! I send you internet hugs from Canada <3

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Thanks. I got a new cat a few weeks later, but she will always be missed.

shurikenwolfbadass_13

I'm good my G. No burns… I mean, I messed up my coat and pants… But I bought new ones with the solid $1,000 I got… It didn't even hurt… I mean, at first I thought it did, but then I realized it was like being partially submerged in comfortably warm water only dry… I should also note that I wasn't wholly lit… So it doesn't count as being on fire, it was more like a small harmless explosion of sparks than like, actual fire… But who cares I got money!

Thank god I had on PE sdhorts under my pants!

@Natasha

Oh my…… That is hilarious. Crazy, but hilarious. One of my friends wanted to set his hand on fire one time, but thankfully, he listened to me when I told him it was stupid. MeadowOfSilence, remember that is always near the broken hearted. And also remember Dory's saying, "Just keep swimming".