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Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

(Was she really now?? XD)

(She was doing dares that were based off of books, and people kept asking if she would draw their OCs. So she's like, 'Sure! Just go to www dot dragonsheep dot NO!! Or got to (something else that I forgot)' and then she did the boat thing, while standing in a cardboard box with The SS NO written on the side. She used an oar to move across her kitchen floor, but it looked like she was wacking the box.)

WHY DO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WANT TO FUCK BIRDS?!?!?!?
-screech from the parakeet in the back or my Biology class-

chanting DEATH BY BOOTS DEATH BY BOOTS

IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP, I WILL TURN THIS LIME AROUND!

Banana. Flavored. Dildos
Why?
We already call bananas dildos here,just gotta upgrade it ya know?
Are you sure that's an upgrade?
YES

precisely 27 scrunchies. no more, no less.

and also, to the tune of jumpsuit by twenty one pilots: BOX CHEESE BOX CHEESE COVER ME

I’m smoking nucleotides, you got an issue?

I watch FRIENDS

I speak Afghanistan

Where are your pants?????!!!!!

Yee

"I am pregnant with baby Jesus."

"God is dead because I killed him. -Greg, 2018"
"So THAT'S why he's an atheist!"

{This is sexual, but nothing was actually going down lol, it's hard to explain– My friends are weird when we're together. I don't know how else to explain this lol}

NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY HOOKING UP OR DOING THE THING MENTIONED IN THE JOKE, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN LOL

OOF

I KNOW, TO EXPLAIN IT I WOULD HAVE TO WRITE LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS LOL

LEBRON!!!!!!!

SMASH THOSE VEGETABLES LIKE THEYRE YOUR WORST ENEMIES!

This one isn’t really something you say, but anyways… my camp group this year ended up calling themselves The Ogers.

THIS IS A F*CKIN CARROT

You're such a squid.

You're such a scrub.

Stop squid-inking.

“Were you born in 18874?”
“Yeah, was the best year!”

This. Is a bucket.
Dear god-